Beer And Alcohol Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 47 Beer And Alcohol Quotes

#1. With the smell of beer I try to get the smell of death off me. And only the smell of death will get the smell of beer off you, like all the drinkers whose graves I have to dig. - Author: Italo Calvino
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#2. And it's one more beer and I don't hear you any more. - Author: Elton John
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#3. Smoking's banned in my house. Cigarettes harm your body, he said, knocking back half of the bottle of beer. - Author: Jo Nesbo
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#4. I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl. - Author: David Justice
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#5. I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool. - Author: Waylon Jennings
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#6. My brother,' Mortin says as Leidan shuffles away. 'So much potential, wasted.' He takes a swig of beer. I wonder whose potential he really thinks is wasted. I look through his upturned drink at the walls and ceiling. Things look sadder when glimpsed through alcohol. - Author: Ned Vizzini
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#7. Don't you know alcohol kills brain cells ... any damn brain cell that can't live through a good drunk deserves to die. You're doing yourself a favour, getting rid of all them nonhacking, underachieving ones. I'm working on improving your efficiency. - Author: James E. Webb
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#8. I took another draught and my mouth was awash again in a riptide of bitter, bubbly, CO2 eruptions and the fruity splash of malted barley. What a sensation! I wasn't sure if I liked it at first, but by bottle's end I was a dedicated fan. - Author: Joel Miller
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#9. Avoid alcohol as you would a loathsome disease. Beer will do to you what hard liquor will do. Each contains alcohol in varying amounts. - Author: Gordon B. Hinckley
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#10. I find him cracking open a beer in the kitchen.
Jeez, doesn't the guy know the dangers of alcohol poisoning? - Author: Joanne McClean
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#11. I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also. - Author: Mike Ditka
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#12. Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning. - Author: Patrick Rothfuss
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#13. Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean ... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. - Author: Gerard Way
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#14. Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. - Author: Dave Moulton
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#15. If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed. - Author: Demetri Martin
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#16. There is this advantage about German beer: it does not make a man drunk as the word drunk is understood in England. There is nothing objectionable about him; he is simply tired. He does not want to talk; he wants to be let alone, to go to sleep; it does not matter where - anywhere. - Author: Jerome K. Jerome
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#17. What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists? - Author: Bret Easton Ellis
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#18. They sell courage of a sort in the taverns. And another sort, though not for sale, a man can find in the confessional. Try the alehouses and the churches, Hugh. In either a man can be quiet and think. - Author: Ellis Peters
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#19. Curse you, cheap beer. Must find miso in tiny packet. - Author: MCM
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#20. Over generations, the gene pool of the first farmers became increasingly dominated by individuals who could drink beer on a regular basis. Most of the world's population today is made up of descendants of those early beer drinkers, and we have largely inherited their genetic tolerance for alcohol. - Author: Steven Johnson
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#21. Every stupid thing in the world, decaffeinated coffee, alcohol free beer, makes perfect sense, not because you're any smarter, but because the smart part of your brain's on vacation. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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#22. A teenage taste of beer aside, Mitt Romney does not consume alcohol. Which begs the question, will total abstention put his candidacy, perhaps even this great nation in jeopardy? - Author: Martin Bashir
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#23. Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit! - Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
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#24. How many of you were born in Oklahoma? Yeah, never raise your hand to a question like that again. We're the mecca of beer-drinkin' rednecks. - Author: Bryant A. Loney
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#25. I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - Author: George Bernard Shaw
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#26. Come on, buddy
she's pretty cute. After another beer, she'll go up to really cute. - Author: Katie Allen
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#27. If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine. - Author: Craig Ferguson
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#28. Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#29. Mankind does not drink alcohol because there are breweries, distilleries, and vineyards; men brew beer, distill spirits, and grow grapes because of the demand for alcoholic drinks. - Author: Ludwig Von Mises
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#30. I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Author: Robert Downey Jr.
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#31. There was an Old Man of Columbia, Who was thirsty, and called out for some beer; But they brought it quite hot, in a small copper pot, Which disgusted that Man of Columbia. - Author: Edward Lear
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#32. She picked up the stout and took a sip. It slid down her throat like silk. - Author: Sara Sheridan
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#33. The Pilgrims believed beer was an unalloyed good, a 'good creature of God.' People who did not drink were suspect and 'crank-brained. - Author: Susan Cheever
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#34. Our teenage "druggies" are habituated to drugs rather than addicted. While beer and other alcoholic beverages are preferred drugs, kids have simply not used alcohol long enough to become addicted. The other drug of preference - marijuana - is not addictive. - Author: Virgil Miller Newton
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#35. I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer. - Author: Nancy Astor
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#36. Beer and other forms of alcohol will do you no good. Their use will be expensive, will dull your conscience, and could lead to the disease called alcoholism, which is humiliating, dangerous, and even deadly ... - Author: Gordon B. Hinckley
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#37. Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. - Author: Stephen Colbert
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#38. I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol. - Author: W.C. Fields
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#39. If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being, and more importantly, wake up that way. - Author: Robert Black
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#40. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. - Author: W.C. Fields
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#41. It is not against the law to drink in public places, and you will see people drinking in parks or by the lake. The Swiss have a more relaxed attitude to alcohol consumption. From the age of 16, young people can be served beer or wine in a bar. - Author: Clare O'Dea
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#42. Black people drink lots of beer. However, you won't see us skiing down a mountain for one, or see us diving for Frisbees on concrete for one. - Author: Franklyn Ajaye
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#43. We will not be demanding service in both French and English at the gas pumps where we fill our cars for twenty percent less than it costs us in Canada. We don't even want to make Americans aware that beer should not have the taste and alcohol content of bottled water. - Author: Gordon Kirkland
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#44. Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly. - Author: Rita Rudner
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#45. Beer is proof that God loves us. - Author: Benjamin Franklin
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#46. The human intellect owes its superiority over that of the lower animals in great measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given imagination. - Author: Samuel Butler
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#47. Un-fucking-believable," Mark muttered. "In a country where they let embryos drive cars, I have to wait until I'm twenty-one to buy alcohol. What sort of place lets you drive and vote and fuck before it lets you drink a beer?" He glared at Deacon accusingly. "Well? - Author: Lisa Henry
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