Beared False Quotes

#1. Thank you, sir, but I am perfectly content being the bride of death.

Seth Grahame-Smith

#2. Cinnamon bites and kisses simultaneously.

Vanna Bonta

#3. How many times have you bought something thinking it would make you happy, and found it does not?

Gregg Easterbrook

#4. When I was growing up, I always felt there was an expectation that I would do one of two things: be great at something, or go crazy and become a total failure. There is no middle ground where I come from, and I am only now beginning to get a sense that there is a middle ground at all.

Marya Hornbacher

#5. When Achilles is most useful and loyal to you, that is when he has most certainly betrayed you?

Orson Scott Card

#6. And I think there is too much bloviating around from politicians.

Barney Frank

#7. The mark of a man of the world is absence of pretension.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#8. Scarlet realized that in the five years since last she'd seen him, she'd come to match her father's height. They stood eye to eye; she burning up on the inside, he frowning as though he wanted to be sorry but couldn't quite grasp the emotion.

Marissa Meyer