Bearded Guy Quotes

#1. I never thought that the long haired, bearded guy I married in law school would end up being President.

Hillary Clinton

#2. Well, I don't call you an atheist then. I think if you believe in the awe and the wonder and the mystery, then that is what God is. That is what God is, not the bearded guy in the sky.

Oprah Winfrey

#3. The other shoppers were too well behaved to stare at the green-headed stoner and the tear-streaked lady zigzagging up the aisles with a chubby bearded guy scurrying behind them picking up the things they dropped.

Amy Goldman Koss

#4. In fact, there was an ancient bearded guy in the corner who looked like he'd probably palled around with Mary Shelley.

Rachel Hawkins

#5. You mean like in Archon? For the C64?"
"Um. Right." Lisa scowled even a little more. A bearded guy at the back rolled his eyes, as if in disbelief at what a loser I was; he was wearing a jester's hat. It had come to this.

Austin Grossman

#6. I believe in fate. Sometimes that means an old bearded guy sitting on a cloud and pulling the strings; sometimes it means random atoms swirling through a cheerless universe; sometimes it means everything being preordained thanks to your karma credit from your previous lives.

Kyle MacLachlan

#7. Well, if you count my phone as an access point (which I do), I'm pretty much constantly online unless I'm at an event or practice or something.

Chris Kluwe

#8. While we are young the idea of death or failure is intolerable to us; even the possibility of ridicule we cannot bear.

Isak Dinesen

#9. Tumblr has a big community of bears and bear chasers. All my favorites on Tumblr and all the fan mail I get is all like, "We want to tickle you! What size shoe are you?" They're all like really big, heavyset, bearded guys who are like, "I want to ride your face like a motorcycle!"

Jon Gabrus

#10. Often we talk about God's ability to change lives without fully understanding how to access that power.

Erwin McManus

#11. Victims of domestic violence need assistance and deserve justice, I commend the crime unit's efforts to put offenders behind bars and reach out to victims.

Bob Riley

#12. The Marine Corps taught me how to kill, but it didn't teach me how to deal with killing.

Karl Marlantes

#13. I wasn't sure I could make it through another hour of his company without throwing my stapler at his head.

Tana French

#14. Pain is there to tell us when we've done something badly - it's a teacher, a guide, one that is always there to both warn us of our limitations and challenge us to overcome them.

Jim Butcher

#15. Never underestimate your own strength. You were born for a purpose and are blessed with the power to achieve it.

Leon Brown

#16. Under the Constitution, the president, not the Senate, nominates and appoints judges. The Senate has a different role. We must give our advice .

Orrin Hatch

#17. Space flight still had a long way to go to catch up with the safety record of the milkshake industry.

Kevin Fong

#18. There is no greater fame for a man than that which he wins with his footwork or the skill of his hands.

Homer

#19. The law is this: that each of our leading conceptions-each branch of our knowledge-passes successively through three different theoretical conditions: the Theological, or fictitious: the Metaphysical, or abstract; and the Scientific, or positive.

Auguste Comte

#20. How does a cosmos without a bearded, bathrobed God in the sky pull off all the things that a bearded, bathrobed guy in the sky was supposed to have pulled off? If there was no God who said 'Let there be light,' where did we get all that light?

Howard Bloom

#21. The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg.

Timothy Olyphant