Beach Chair Quotes

#1. You wouldn't want Alan Greenspan to write the instructions for assembling a beach chair.

Robert Orben

#2. Thank you. This line of salt is the beach. And this piece of bread is a rock at low-water level.' Wimsey twitched his chair closer to the table. 'And this salt-spoon,' he said, with childlike enjoyment, 'can be the body.

Dorothy L. Sayers

#3. Life is like a beach chair when you can afford one

Joe Budden

#4. If Rome were a woman, she'd be a whore.

Elizabeth Geoghegan

#5. No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

Don Rickles

#6. Just as a prayer may be merely a mechanical intonation as of a bird, so may a fast be a mere mechanical torture of the flesh.

Mahatma Gandhi

#7. In no country and under no circumstances is it possible to launch resistance unless the government approves of this.

Mohammed Mahdi Akef

#8. I type like I live: fast, with a lot of mistakes!

Anne Ullah

#9. But to put out a greatest hits on one CD was totally impossible, I just couldn't do it. The best compromise was to put out two CDs - Early Days - which is what it is - and Latter Days.

Jimmy Page

#10. I tied a bunch of balloons to a beach chair and tried to float up to heaven. *begins to weep* There's no heaven, and birds tried to kill me! *shrivels up*

Thom Yorke

#11. In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there.

Stephen Collins

#12. Some beach, somewhere. There's a big umbrella casting shade over an empty chair. Palm trees are growin' and a warm breeze a blowing. I picture myself right there, on some beach, somewhere.

Blake Shelton

#13. James loved Rhode Island, ... He loved the ocean. He would sit in his beach chair for hours and look out at the ocean.

Ann Wright

#14. Mirabelle always ate her lunch on Brighton beach if the weather was in any way passable, but out of sheer principle she never paid tuppence for a chair. We did not win the war to have to pay to sit down, she frequently found herself thinking.

Sara Sheridan