Bayern's Quotes

#1. Throw up whatever's making you sick, Darren," he said, "then get your behind back in here.

Darren Shan

#2. What FC Bayern has become is thanks to Gerd Mueller.

Franz Beckenbauer

#3. When we played at Celtic Park for Bayern in the Champions League it was unbelievable and I think all our players said the same thing afterwards. The atmosphere was just totally unique. I've played in lots of big games and stadiums but I've never witnessed fans making that much noise in 90 minutes.

Owen Hargreaves

#4. I cried when Mario Gotze told me hell leave Borussia Dortmund & join Bayern Munich

Marco Reus

#5. Someday a computer will give a wrong answer to spare someone's feelings, and man will have invented artificial intelligence.

Robert Breault

#6. Life is a struggle and not a matter of privilege. It is nothing but one's knowledge of the temporal and the spiritual world.

Muhammad Iqbal

#7. If a Middle Eastern sheikh comes to buy Bayern Munich, he could buy 49 per cent. Fifty-one per cent must stay in Germany with the club. That law came about because of the developments of international football.

Franz Beckenbauer

#8. We bought good footballers. But many haven't got it, that football is a running and fighting sport. Against Bayern every team outdoes itself. And we do too little to counter that ... We need a couple of attack dogs. Sometimes I sit on the bench and think, 'Man, is this a friendly match?'

Otto Rehhagel

#9. We are Bayern Munich and English teams always have trouble as soon as they leave the island.

Oliver Kahn

#10. There is a greater day coming, a greater reward coming, a greater life coming, and the purpose of life while we are alive is to walk in a manner worthy of the gospel, which holds the promise of life everlasting.

Matt Chandler

#11. The rest of the Spice Girls wanted to invite the entire Bayern Munich team because they reckoned they'd never known blokes to be on top for 90 minutes and still come second.

Gary Neville

#12. At least six Bayern players, who have won almost everything, are in the national squad.

Franz Beckenbauer

#13. If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink it.

Jenna Marbles

#14. As you get to thirty, the main thing is to not be sensible.

Mark Steel

#15. A club like Bayern Munich, which shuns debt, is in fact missing a trick. Bayern could easily borrow a few hundred million dollars to make itself invincible against human opposition on the long term.

Simon Kuper

#16. One cannot serve this Eros without becoming a stranger in society as it is today; one cannot commit oneself to this form of love without incurring a mortal wound.

Klaus Mann

#17. The problem is that Bayern has a bazooka.

Jurgen Klopp

#18. Dignity is something that all human beings have in common. We are all (all of us who have attained the "age of reason," that is) subject to its demands, whatever place in society we may happen to occupy, and it is this that gives us our inalienable inner value.

Michael Rosen

#19. She was looking more sleazy than grungy today, in an orange top cut so low that you could ski down the bare skin in front.

L.J.Smith

#20. Liverpool are one of the dynasties of the game. They have won five European Cups and their status is up there with AC Milan, Inter Milan, Barcelona, Real Madrid and Bayern Munich.

Brendan

#21. How can you blame others for disrespecting you when you think of yourself as unworthy of respect?

Elif Safak

#22. Chelsea are not made to play football. We're good on the counter, a little bit like Real against Bayern.

Eden Hazard

#23. Bayern's midfielder, Owen Hargreaves, who scampered around the pitch like an office boy on amphetamines for the last 25 minutes or so.

Rod Liddle

#24. I'm Razo, a member of Bayern's Own," he said, stopping himself from adding "Loafing is just a hobby of mine."
"Bayern's Own? But you're a child."
Razo looked up to the sky. "I'm not a child, I'm just short.

Shannon Hale

#25. Manchester United? That's not an option. I am staying at Bayern Munich. Period. I had a great time under Van Gaal at Bayern, he has been very important for my career but I am very happy at my current club.

Arjen Robben

#26. Ah, now, don't cry over lost years and forgetfulness. The tales tell what they can. The rest is for us to learn..

Shannon Hale

#27. They (Bayern Munich) lost in the semi-finals of the Champions League to Real Madrid last year, and the year before that were beaten in the final by Manchester United, so their European pedigree is second to none.

Simon Brotherton