Basting A Turkey Quotes

#1. One thing that happens when you're pregnant is that as your stomach starts to stretch. It itches! So I have to keep my belly really lubricated. Every morning, there's a buttering ceremony after I get out of the shower. It's really like basting a turkey with body butter.

Padma Lakshmi

#2. If those gentlemen would let me alone I should be much obliged to them. I would say, as Shakespeare would say ... Sweet Friend, for Jesus sake forbear.

Thomas Carlyle

#3. The epistolary form is one of the hardest to write. It's so hard to show something that's bigger in a letter. Plus, you have to have the balance of how many letters are going to work to tell the story and how few are going to make it fall apart.

Jacqueline Woodson

#4. So, you want to see the house?" he asked, standing up. "Sure. Any cool futuristic gizmos you can show me? Food replicators or a holodeck or something?" "Funny. It's not Star Trek.

Brenda Hiatt

#5. In deference to American traditions, my family put our oven to rare use at Thanksgiving during my childhood, with odd roast-turkey experiments involving sticky-rice stuffing or newfangled basting techniques that we read about in magazines.

Jennifer Lee

#6. Why fall? Let's rise in love together; and while we're at it, let's come up with lamer quotations.

Ahmed Mostafa

#7. Oh God, you know what would be really good for me is a dog locater - it would save me the hours that I have to spend looking for my dog.

Tom Felton

#8. I take it that didn't go well. (Cassandra)
About like walking into a bear cave covered in honey. (Wulf)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#9. Basting is evil. Basting does nothing for the meat. Why? Skin. Skin is designed to keep stuff out of the bird, so basting just lets heat out of the oven. That means the turkey will take longer to cook ... so don't touch that door!

Alton Brown