Top 13 Bastardizing Quotes
#1. My father compounded with my mother under the Dragon's tail, and my nativity was under Ursa Major, so that it follows, I am roughand lecherous. Tut, I should have been that I am, had the maidenliest star in the firmament twinkled on my bastardizing.
William Shakespeare
#2. Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say, 'It's okay, I don't mind, I don't mind'? Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I never learned to read!
Wayne Campbell
#3. One forgets that part of one's performance is one's history - or sometimes the lack of it. You're playing against what an audience knows, what they expect. This seems to be true of all performers; there's baggage that gets carried into the venue that we can't see.
David Byrne
#4. Masturbation and meditation both promote physical and mental wellbeing.
Abhijit Naskar
#5. It is not that the girl is unfit for everything, it is that she is not of this world.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
#6. Inside the White House there were always extreme amounts of doubt about whether they should be escalating in Afghanistan. In fact, most of the president's advisers said, "This is probably not going to work." A lot of people in the military said, "This is probably not going to work."
Michael Hastings
#7. If you live for this world, you are in the junk business. It's all just premature junk.
Adrian Rogers
#10. How you can come to love an animal! She doesn't talk, but she speaks with her eyes, her paws, her meows, and I understand her.
Zlata Filipovic
#11. James "Knockout Jimmy" O'Brien, Granite Fall's very own boxing legend - a title he held until a young groupie poked holes in the condom she made him wear "for protection."
My brother was born nine months later, fists already swinging.
Kate Avelynn
#12. Then the three of us hug, and if I could choose on moment of my life to sit inside of for the rest of eternity ... it'd be now, no question.
David Mitchell
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