Baseball Office Quotes

#1. That's the thing about being hooked on a girl. You see what else is going on around you. You notice other girls. But it doesn't register the same way it used to. You only care about one thing, one goal. And sometimes, being so focused on what you want, you can't see what everyone else does.

Susane Colasanti

#2. Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.

Jerry Coleman

#3. I'm not sure what I was good at as a kid. I was good at playing with Legos.

Cory Arcangel

#4. Finders were keepers unless title was proven.

Harper Lee

#5. If I have a foreign accent - which I much regret - it is cosmopolitan, but not Teutonic. I am a daughter of the great Jewish race, and my somewhat uncultivated language is the outcome of our enforced wanderings.

Sarah Bernhardt

#6. Winning isn't as important as doing well individually. You can't take teamwork up to the front office to negotiate.

Ken Landreaux

#7. Why would you want to stay manager and be second-guessed by me when you can come up into the front-office and be one of the second-guessers?

George Steinbrenner

#8. Marlins Park is what I call my office in Miami, because I work for the Venezuelan Museum of Baseball and Hall of Fame. My job is to go to all the MLB stadiums and to talk to and collect articles from all the Venezuelan players in the big leagues and those Americans that played in Venezuela.

Juan Pablo Galavis

#9. Hold yourself in great esteem.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#10. I'll say it loud and say it proud. I'm completely insane.

Lisa Marie Presley

#11. Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning.

Dave Barry

#12. Remixes come very quickly, because you already have the melody and the vocals. I have a great passion for music, so it doesn't matter to me if it's a remix or an original production. I don't think about it as, 'Well, I have to spend three hours on a remix or I have to do something all original.'

Tiesto

#13. I get too hungry for dinner at eight. I like the theater, but never come late. I never bother with people I hate. That's why the lady is a tramp.

Lorenz Hart