Top 56 Barry Humphries Quotes
#1. Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.
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#2. Political correctness means nothing to me. Nothing. It's the new Puritanism, darling. Preventing us from expressing ourselves.
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#3. I've decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.
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#4. I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don't feel that kind of terror which traditionally anyone who has to do any public speaking feels. It's worse for actors, because our livelihood depends on it.
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#5. I say things other people wish they could say. I don't pick on people - I empower them.
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#6. There's to be a film about my life. I can give this as an exclusive now. Meryl Streep was offered the part but, no, I wanted Kate Winslet. Kylie Minogue is playing me in middle age. In old age, I'm not sure who's going to play me. I haven't got there yet. Perhaps Cate Blanchett. Or Jacki Weaver.
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#7. Now the point of comedy is not just looking funny, it's use of language. We have at our disposal a great language ... and the imaginative, creative use of that language can be at the service of humour.
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#8. I'm approaching 70. Unfortunately, from the wrong direction.
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#9. New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
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#10. The whole point of art, aside from the aesthetic pleasure it yields, is that it provides a bridge to the past; that seductive land where we all find certainty and consolation. Nothing quite spans this gulf with such immediacy as the art of popular song.
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#11. I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it's very comfortable and dependable.
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#12. I hate it when theater people go on about professionalism - aren't they boring? I try to be as unprofessional as possible. And I'm a little bit politically incorrect.
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#13. It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.
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#14. In Edna, I created a satiric portrait of my hometown of Melbourne, a large provincial English city paradoxically in far Southeast Asia. She's a theatrical figure, related to vaudeville in some respects. She inhabits a world in which there are comparatively few female exponents of comedy.
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#15. I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.
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#16. Am I old-fashioned? I think I might be. I am a lucky woman, because I was born with a priceless gift ... the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
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#17. If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
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#18. The best jokes are often only understood by one other person.
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#19. I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.
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#20. The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.
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#21. Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
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#22. I guess you could say I'm an addict - an adrenalin addict - I get great excitement and stimulation from doing stuff in public, even though I'm nervous and I have very bad stage fright.
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#24. I suffer greatly from nerves. I have stage-fright badly, and it gets worse, but the stage is still my life.
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#25. I denied this for many, many years and years ... but you cannot help but not see a little of my mother in the character of Edna.
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#26. He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.
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#27. Madonna is a creation, so perhaps we should give her and the factory that created her a little credit, but I think that she should quietly disappear now. Poor Madge seems unable to decide whether she wants to look like Marilyn Monroe or Marlene Dietrich.
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#29. Oddly enough, Dame Edna is not interested in show business. Her friends in Los Angeles are mostly in the world of petroleum. She used to have some acting friends. Sadly, Joan Rivers has passed on. Larry Hagman was a close friend. A number of others.
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#30. Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
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#31. My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
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#32. I really feel sorry for kids who aren't interested in history - recent history, either, because it is this that made us what we are.
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#33. When people laugh at me, they are not laughing in the way that they normally would at a comedian. They are laughing with relief, because the truth has been spoken, and political correctness has not strangled this particular gigastar.
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#34. I have got to the point in my life when a lot of people I know have died or are dying, so I realise that somewhere outside the pearly gates is a queue, shuffling nearer and nearer to the celestial box office.
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#35. There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.
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#36. If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.
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#37. The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
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#38. People only watch my shows for me, and those shows have remained evergreen long after the guests are forgotten.
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#39. Glamour comes from within. My beauty regime begins with my personality.
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#40. I think of myself as an actor. The duty of an actor is to be able to impersonate anything - a child, an old man, a tree, a chair, a woman.
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#41. I feel like I've cheated. I never knew what to do. I was never a good enough painter to earn a living, and so I drifted into the theatre, and I've had a successful life. I feel guilty that I've never done a day's work in my life!
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#42. I Sellotape whole tins of sardines to my face at night, attach two squeezed lemon rinds to my armadillo-skinned elbows, and put cucumber on my eyes. By the time I'm finished, I look like a fruit salad with added fish. In the morning, the pillow is pretty much a write-off.
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#43. I have charity work that I do. I started my own charity, the Friends of the Prostate, and I'm also working on awareness of the deviated septum. I do this because not many people are interested in it. There's also Save the Funnel-web - they're dying out.
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#44. In Australia, they really want to turn me into a religion. A religion! Can you imagine? The Church of Edna? Oh. I don't want to be over-revered.
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#45. I'm an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.
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#46. I've turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor ... and now I'm a style guru!
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#47. Those women with collagen lips just look like frogs - 'muffin mouths,' I call them. There's not a line on their brows, and all the emotion gone from their faces, like all those actresses in 'Desperate Housewives.'
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#48. We all, to some extent, reinvent ourselves. Jeffrey (Archer) has just gone to a bit more trouble.
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#49. I've played Beckett. I put on in the 1950s the first Australian production of 'Waiting for Godot.' I played Estragon. The most interesting conversation I've had about Beckett was with a Dublin taxi driver.
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#50. My husband passed away a long time ago, and of course a lot of people have courted me. I've been taken to dinner and also to things like Larry Hagman, in particular years ago. And more recently, of course, little Hugh Jackman - and he's too young for me though, frankly.
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#51. I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn't so bad. BO chic it should be called.
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#52. To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.
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#53. I am writing a book called 'The History of Australia in Hundred Objects.' It's of things we have invented in Australia. And you know, some of them are amazing. We invented the clapper boards used in films. We invented those cranes - those big long cranes used on construction sites.
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#54. Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.
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#55. I've never looked at my Facebook page or my website, because I'm fundamentally an amateur.
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#56. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore were friends and the last people I expected would predecease me. They were, in a sense, casualties of fame.
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