Barry Crimmins Quotes

#1. Marijuana is a very dangerous drug. Some people smoke it just once and go directly into politics.

Barry Crimmins

#2. The world is very disparate, in terms of the US using the most energy per person, and then the other rich countries - Europe, Japan, New Zealand - using about half of what we do, and then the world average being about a fifth of what we use, with China just now surpassing the world average.

Bill Gates

#3. You can't get wet from the word 'water.'

Alan Watts

#4. One of the ready advantages of writing a road or quest story is that it mirrors the experience of writing a novel.

Chang-rae Lee

#5. You can't hate anybody till you hate yourself and you can't love anybody till you love yourself.

Barry Crimmins

#6. A lot of us [comedians] are drawn to the stage or show business or whatever because we didn't feel so great about ourselves, and we didn't know how to do anything about that, so we sought external approval.

Barry Crimmins

#7. And now we go, you to your lives, and I to death, and which of us goes to the better only God knows

Socrates

#8. I never thought I'd end up doing comedy, but actually, it's been something I've really relished the challenge of and ended up doing quite a bit of.

Emily Berrington

#9. The two party system just means that the corporations cut two checks instead of one.

Barry Crimmins

#10. The church's or Christian group's methods are as important as its message.

Francis Schaeffer

#11. They like the making of mischief, mayhem, anarchy. They have traditionally lacked management skills.

Salman Rushdie

#12. Well, I think the president has clearly submitted us a tight budget, but it's what's called for if we're going to get spending under control and keep the economy moving in the right direction, with economic growth and job creation activity.

Thad Cochran

#13. We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is that someone will win.

Barry Crimmins

#14. The crew, like all Italian crews, was generous, warm, and enthusiastic.

Barbara Steele