Baron Munchausen Quotes

#1. I've always been into having stories told to me. I was a voracious reader, my father was also a teller of tales; and the kind of Baron Munchausen proxy of a tall tale was much more interesting than a true tale.

Damon Lindelof

#2. It's like night and day ... to do business, in Europe, there is no bull, they are pretty straightforward.

Caprice Bourret

#3. Gadzooks you plagiaries of truth, for twas foreseen by mine own eyes that this world is flat and straddled by two platypus's being ridden by a sea horse ...

Steve Merrick

#4. Even years afterward I suffered from the tormenting fancy that the huge man, my father, the ultimate authority, would come almost for no reason at all and take me out of bed in the night and carry me out onto the pavlatche, and that consequently I meant absolutely nothing as far as he was concerned.

Franz Kafka

#5. Life is just like a movie, except it does not have background music, but you cannot see it in media.

Abrar Ahmed Chowdhury

#6. The true word of God is written in our heart.

KRS-One

#7. Death is a fearful thing.

William Shakespeare

#8. I barely can go shopping for clothes. I find it difficult to walk into stores. The whole thing bores me so much.

Paul Auster

#9. Just because I'm a recording artist doesn't mean I'm not an artist. Because I had to grow.

Lizz Wright