Barely Legal Quotes

#1. Have you seen that magazine Barely Legal? That means when you look at it, you're almost a pedophile.

Dave Attell

#2. You probably think Stephen Hawking is in that wheelchair because of a motor neuron disease. But if you got as much barely-legal student poontang as The Hawkster, you'd be in a wheelchair too.

Scott Adams

#3. I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

Faina Ranevskaya

#4. Everything is acheivable in this world,but to acheive this you have to make an ACHEVIMENT

Pankaj Sharma

#5. The best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with those who matter to you most.

Auliq Ice

#6. I recognize we will pay more attention when we have different leadership.

Octavia Butler

#7. Every day I've got to be thankful that I am alive, and you never know - the cliche is, I guess, you could get hit by a bus tomorrow, so you'd better be at peace with whatever you got going at the moment.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

#8. Things today 'sure ain't like they used to be'. They've changed, moved on, progressed.

Fennel Hudson

#9. Stay small and control it yourself.

Bruce Oldfield

#10. When I was in primary school, my best friend was a boy and we always goofed around, climbed trees, got holes in my trousers and muddied all my tops and things like that; a complete nightmare for the washing, but great fun.

Maisie Williams

#11. The only thing I've ever wanted in my life is to be a mom and a wife.

Missy Peregrym

#12. You go through spells where you feel that maybe you're too sensitive for this world. I certainly felt that.

Winona Ryder