Barback Job Quotes

#1. I wish I were in high school again so I could call him a butthole. Adults don't call their brothers buttholes, though.

Colleen Hoover

#2. We are all the beneficiaries of those who went before us, as well as those who will care for us in old age or ill health.

Tony Judt

#3. ...Minnesota, Wisconsin, all around there... has the kind of women I liked when I was younger. Pale-skinned and blue-eyed, hair so fair it's almost white, wine-colored lips, and round, full breasts with the veins running through them like a good cheese.

Neil Gaiman

#4. I'm not stingy. I'm just afraid of being an easy mark. People wouldn't have money long if they didn't ask how much things cost.

Doris Duke

#5. Just because a man has died for it, does not make it true.

Oscar Wilde

#6. I'd rather deal with a big company, because at least I can sue them, and see them, and know what they're doing. Google, for instance, shows you everything they've collected on you, with a clearly written privacy policy. They tell you what they're doing with it. I'm not scared by that.

Robert Scoble

#7. If you put out acceptance and warmth, you tend to attract the same.

Deborah Day

#8. The second gift is Beauty. May your deeds reflect its depth.

Charlene Costanzo

#9. Behold the groves that shine with silver frost, their beauty withered, and their verdure lost!

Alexander Pope

#10. I have heard of people dying from prostate cancer, and they are the unlucky ones, the people who didn't know they had got it, and it went on the rampage.

Ian McKellen

#11. Never too late for vocabulary building, he said.

Michel Faber

#12. Half the world is screaming for water and freedom when the other half is ordering cocktails and complaining about the service.

Edward Docx

#13. I was going to be the best paper boy ever. I used my Sting-Ray bike and got the papers there after school. People know I porched everything. No roofs, no lawns. I stopped the bike and nailed it. And if I ever missed, I would go pick it up and do it right.

Gary Carter