Top 40 Bam Margera Quotes
#1. I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
Bam Margera
#2. These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon!
Bam Margera
#3. I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
Bam Margera
#5. As an actor, you generally don't get to choose what projects you are part of, so I've been very fortunate that 'The Book of Mormon' was something I got to be part of. I don't want to be lofty, but it was groundbreaking, in many ways, for musical theater, so that was really thrilling to be part of.
Andrew Rannells
#6. The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a location. It will never get me out of here, because I don't have offices set up at my house, and that's what the township thinks.
Bam Margera
#7. Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.
Bam Margera
#9. That'll be my claim to fame: My grandmother-in-law is the oldest iPad user!
Daniel Clowes
#10. The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass' movie, I know that I'm going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don't know when it's going to happen, but you can't contemplate how you're going to fall and what's going to happen.
Bam Margera
#12. Perhaps looking at the forensics of your past can catapult you forward in a way that merely dreaming can never attain!
T.D. Jakes
#13. I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
Bam Margera
#14. Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
Harrison Ford
#15. One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
Bam Margera
#16. When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.
Bam Margera
#17. Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
Bam Margera
#18. It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going over to people's houses and watching play me as I walk in - that's actually happened a few times and that's so weird. It's like, 'Dude, you're playing me right now.' It was too weird.
Bam Margera
#19. Grace equals ability. God gives us grace to match our call. When we do our own thing, we do it on our own. When we follow His leading, He always supplies the grace and the energy to do what He's calling us to do.
Joyce Meyer
#20. The greatest crime since World War II has been U.S. foreign policy.
Ramsey Clark
#21. I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
Bam Margera
#22. The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. If you would take a man's life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die.
George R R Martin
#23. I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.
Bam Margera
#24. I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.
Bam Margera
#25. I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing - so ever since then, I don't play video games any more.
Bam Margera
#26. You need teamwork to achieve real success, and that attitude comes straight from soccer.
Matt Bahr
#29. In such a regime, I say, you died a good death if your life had inspired someone to come forward and shoot your murderer in the chest-without asking to be paid.
Chinua Achebe
#30. I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
Bam Margera
#31. You should live in a manner that should enable you to devote time to writing and contemplation. As is often said, the writer is at work even when he is simply looking out the window.
F. Sionil Jose
#32. Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
Bam Margera
#33. I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
Bam Margera
#34. Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
Bam Margera
#35. My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him.
Bam Margera
#36. Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
Bam Margera
#37. Oh, they're always saying that. But they are only the Masters of Outer Darkness," he corrected.
Michael Talbot
#39. Life's philosophy, hm ... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'
Bam Margera
#40. Fantasy Is Not Reality, it is unrealistic to expect your future mate to match your fantasies.
Pamela Cummins
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