Ballmer Buys Quotes

#1. I admire a lot of actors, but I don't covet people's careers.

Jesse Spencer

#2. Every weirdo in the world is on my wavelength.

Thomas Pynchon

#3. Well-meant techniques such as arbitrary self-mortification, are useless.

Idries Shah

#4. A heart can no more be forced to love than a stomach can be forced to digest food by persuasion.

Alfred Nobel

#5. For the rival candidate, an effort must be made to destroy his chance by establishing by dint of affirmation, repetition, and contagion that he is an arrant scoundrel, and that it is a matter of common knowledge that he has been guilty of several crimes.

Gustave Le Bon

#6. A companion loves some agreeable qualities which a man may possess, but a friend loves the man himself.

James Boswell

#7. We haven't had a slew of artists, but the artists we do come out with have always had the same momentum.

Jermaine Dupri

#8. Am I the only creature with a vagina who thinks that weddings are ridiculous? I'm going to elope. Just me, my hubby, and a minister on a beach in Jamaica.

Megan McCafferty

#9. In the male homosexual community, we love to label and categorize and organize each other as if we are in a never-ending high school biology class.

Blake McIver Ewing

#10. Study the past if you would define the future. --CONFUCIUS

Steve Berry

#11. God must build our anointing strong, so He can lay His glory thick.

Alisa Hope Wagner

#12. For a long time, I was mad at you. The way you cut me out of everything hurt me, and so I kept what I knew to myself. But then even after I wasn't mad anymore, I still didn't say anything, and I don't even really know why.

John Green

#13. If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it.

Linus Torvalds