Ballinger Quotes

#1. To lose someone you love because they die is a sweet ache. To lose everything good you believed of them is a pain that stains all they left behind. It poisons the very air of memory. Ballinger

Anne Perry

#2. Mrs. Ballinger is one of the ladies who pursue Culture in bands, as though it were dangerous to meet it alone.

Edith Wharton

#3. I think I am more prone to mistrust kindness than something that is obviously bad.

Chelsea Ballinger

#4. Are you trying to call me strange, Mandrake?" I pout playfully.

He nods. "Your strange is what makes you sensational to me.

Chelsea Ballinger

#5. If you run out of ideas, think of some more.

Colleen Ballinger

#6. Weigh risk carefully, and once you decide a risk is manageable and necessary in the pursuit of your dreams, take it.

Adrian Ballinger

#7. Hugo, we are taught to be advanced in every form from academically to socially. I think our parents fucked it up, taking that advancement for granted. They wanted us to grow up with everything and in return of that we became spoiled.

Chelsea Ballinger

#8. It's the economy, stupid.

William J. Clinton

#9. I've been surrounded by nitwits my entire life.

Chelsea Ballinger

#10. She fell down fifty-five floors. It took 10.6 seconds for her to hit the ground. It took my father forty-eight hours to come back home from his business trip in Sweden.

Chelsea Ballinger

#11. I've always written for actors, and if you want to write for good actors, you have to write parts that are surprising, that are human, and that allow them to go to a wide range of places.

Peter Hedges

#12. Support the ones you love when it is their moment to risk.

Adrian Ballinger

#13. Getting a degree, being on Sesame Street ... those were like real accomplishments to me.

Chaka Khan

#14. It's supernatural, hard to explain it any further.

Chelsea Ballinger

#15. Take risks in your life in the pursuit of your dreams, and support the ones you love when they take risks.

Adrian Ballinger

#16. Crying is good for the soul, or so they say.

Chelsea Ballinger

#17. I know, but still. Hear this now, Mina," he paused. "You are the truest of truths and in some alternate universe where people could be whatever they wanted, you would be Queen.

Chelsea Ballinger

#18. When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.

Norm MacDonald

#19. While her emotions were very real and they gnawed at her with a raw sincerity, she was listening to something deeper. She was listening to her will, not letting what she felt dictate what she would do. Didn't let it dictate her life.

Charles Martin

#20. Death on the battlefield is welcome to a soldier.

Mahatma Gandhi

#21. Imagine a terrorist pointing a Buddy missile out of a bedroom window in a London suburb and blasting Her Majesty out of bed at Buckingham Palace.

Robert Muchamore

#22. I guess of all those novels, Don DeLillo's Falling Man is the one I like the best. I thought there were some beautiful things in that, particularly the relationship between the man who finds the briefcase and the woman whose husband owned the briefcase. It's quite a beautiful passage.

Paul Auster

#23. My future in-laws are out shopping and plotting my demise, I suppose.

Chelsea Ballinger

#24. These dust storms ... Poor farmer spent a lifetime fixin' his farm and everything, goes out and looks down at it, and it's up above him.

Will Rogers

#25. Us women, no matter how crude we are with one another,we must always remember that we have two enemies in common."
The three of us look at each other confused, then back at Ms. Eleanor waiting for her to answer.
"Men," she sighs, still staring off. "And old age.

Chelsea Ballinger