Bagpuss Professor Yaffle Quotes

#1. Americans are ugly unwashed clods that live off of government cheese. If I could, I'd take every living American, grind them up into a fine paste and use that paste to feed the dolphins, because they are neglected by the evil Americans.

Thom Yorke

#2. I think suicide is sort of like cancer was 50 years ago. People don't want to talk about it, they don't want to know about it. People are frightened of it, and they don't understand, when actually these issues are medically treatable.

Judy Collins

#3. you are going to find out the facts of a thing, what's the sense in guessing out what ain't the facts and wasting ammunition?

Mark Twain

#4. Unions in wedlock are perverted by the victory of shameless passion that masters the female among men and beasts.

Aeschylus

#5. way it sounded, scraping and scuffling

Maggie Stiefvater

#6. I remember when Martin Luther King was assassinated. I was up early watching television and watched the announcement. I didn't understand what the word 'assassinated' meant.

Henry Rollins

#7. So often I was defined by what I could not have.

Hilary Reyl

#8. I always saw photography as a way to get to film.

Francesco Carrozzini

#9. You are everything I've ever wanted, Sam. More than music. More than anything.

Kristen Proby

#10. Things use to be real nice, til they got out of hand. Since they moved in, they call themselves the Taliban.

Toby Keith