Baggage Claim Funny Quotes

#1. Around her the tables were filling with people, tourists planning their next stop over a coffee, businessmen meeting for luncheon, well-heeled women taking a break from their sprees, leaning in to gossip with one another, shopping bags piled at their feet.

Kathleen Tessaro

#2. I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way and so it becomes a challenge to break free from that in a way.

Aubrey Plaza

#3. A persistent breeze lifted the thin curtains, fluttering a few moments of tranquility into the turbulent day.

Susan Abulhawa

#4. Ruger liked a touch of pain, I decided, so I did my best to crush him with my inner muscles. I'm generous that way.

Joanna Wylde

#5. I now know how to walk around properly in my undies. People would keep telling me to push my tits out! I also now know how to use a whip on people without causing bruising.

Billie Piper

#6. My parents were fine at 85. So 85's nothing. 100 is another thing. I have a friend whose mother is about to turn 101, and it's not great.

Roz Chast

#7. There is no absolute scale of size in nature, and the small may be as important, or more so than the great.

Oliver Heaviside

#8. Believing in gods always causes confusion.

Pearl S. Buck

#9. Kaylee giggled as he tunneled up inside her sleeve.
Out popped his head for a quick look, then he took leave.
He enjoyed scaling up, down and around her shirt.
What a sweet, funny and adorable flirt.

Melinda K. Trotter

#10. Every man has a right over his own life and war destroys lives that were full of promise; it forces the individual into situations that shame his manhood, obliging him to murder fellow men, against his will.
Sigmund Freud wrote to Albert Einstein

Sigmund Freud

#11. It's easy to make mistakes. It's living with the consequences of them that's the hardest.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#12. My phone makes the most annoying noises. Why did I put it next to the bed again?

Dima Zales

#13. Because if Styx was damned to hell, so was I. I would follow him into the fire.

Tillie Cole

#14. There's something with the physical size of America ... American writers can write about America and it can still feel like a foreign country.

Mark Haddon