Bad Santa Quotes

#1. Heavy role in the movies that I've done that I have loved and fit my soul; A Simple Plan, Monster's Ball, Sling Blade, One False Move, Bad Santa even. I mean Bad Santa is a comedy, and it's a very dark comedy, and it's become like iconic, you know.

Billy Bob Thornton

#2. Filming 'Bad Santa' was really where I learned everything that I knew at that point about movies. That was really the first big thing that I had done.

Brett Kelly

#3. O Day of days when we can read! The reader and the book, either without the other is naught.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#4. There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.

Vinnie Jones

#5. Guys who dress up like Santa Claus, see, and give presents away do it because when they was young they must have did something bad and they feel guilty about it. So now they do something they think is good to make up for it, see?

George Seaton

#6. You folks feeling the economic pinch? Are you a little fed up with the economic news? It's bad. The department stores, this holiday season, no Santa Claus. They're laying off department-store Santa Clauses. So more bad news for John McCain.

David Letterman

#7. Physically he was the connoisseur's connoisseur. He was a giant panda, Santa Claus and the Jolly Green Giant rolled into one. On him, a lean and slender physique would have looked like very bad casting.

Craig Claiborne

#8. I don't like good kids being corrupted by bad ones, Santa never does".

The Santa Killer

Stuart Francis

#9. Here's what we know about Santa. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. I think he's with the NSA.

David Letterman

#10. She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?

Kathleen Brooks

#11. I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things.

David Sedaris

#12. We were the only ones interested in comedy. Everybody else wanted to be Martin Scorsese.

Matt Stone

#13. If Zizou kept his temper, he would not be the genius that he is

Zinedine Zidane

#14. First come the innovators, then come the imitators, then come the idiots.

Warren Buffett

#15. MURRY: I believe in a lot of things. Santa Claus, magic, vampires, and even ghosts but I don't believe in luck. Good or bad.

Hillary DePiano

#16. The most important element of a free society, where individual rights are held in the highest esteem, is the rejection of the initiation of violence.

Ron Paul

#17. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

George Carlin

#18. Santa Claus is a lie but if you think that's bad, check out what 'fuck' really means.

Andrew Smith

#19. Santa can't die, he punish bad people. Behave well and you won't punished!

Deyth Banger

#20. Santa Claus was white and everything bad was black. The little ugly duckling was the black duck, and the black cat was the bad luck. And if I threaten you, I'm going to blackmail you.I said, 'Momma, why don't they call it 'whitemail'? They lie too.'

Muhammad Ali

#21. More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

Linda Sunshine

#22. Business owners should not have to choose between violating their faith and violating the law.

David Green

#23. [It's Not About You, Mr. Santa Claus,] is a fun read and a twist on Christmas, because it does involve Santa Claus and Jesus, and it doesn't say that Santa Claus is bad, but it's the child explaining to Santa Claus the true reason for the season is Jesus.

Soraya Diase Coffelt