Bad Golfer Quotes

#1. The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of which is whether the ball was actually hit at all.

Leslie Nielsen

#2. I'm not a bad golfer, and I'm not the best, either.

Jose Pablo Cantillo

#3. While I am flattered about the speculation of being enticed out of retirement, I'm happy with life as a bad golfer!

Chipper Jones

#4. My children, if you desire perseverance, be devout to our Blessed Lady.

Philip Neri

#5. The time is right to mix sentences with dirt and the sun with punctuation and rain with verbs.

Richard Brautigan

#6. My father died in 1930, but if you told him or anybody almost in that time that you'd be able to sit back in England and watch a cricket game in Australia, they'd have you put in the loony bin.

Desmond Llewelyn

#7. At first a golfer excuses a dismal performance by claiming bad lies. With experience, he covers up with better ones.

Lee P. Brown

#8. My golf score is really bad. I don't know. I'm definitely not a good golfer. Off the tee box, I can drive it about 275, and I'm in the fairway about 99% of the time. It's my next shot that needs work.

Jason Aldean

#9. It is critical vision alone which can mitigate the unimpeded operation of the automatic.

Marshall McLuhan

#10. Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you've had them and you're not even off the first tee.

Walter Hagen

#11. Our problem with President Obama isn't that he's a bad person. By all accounts, he too is a good husband, and a good father - and thanks to lots of practice, a pretty good golfer.

Marco Rubio

#12. Art is art, and journalism is journalism.

Lance Reddick

#13. The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.

P.G. Wodehouse

#14. A golfer rarely needs to hit a spectacular shot until the one that preceded it was pretty bad.

Harvey Penick