Bad Day Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 23 Bad Day Funny Quotes

#1. even opened the box?" She parked her fists on her trim little hips. "I have had a very bad day." "Well, so have I." He grinned. "But you just made me laugh, so it's starting to improve." She gave him a glare. "I don't find this funny." He raised the can - Author: Shirley Jump
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#2. I tend to want to listen to melancholy music, but sometimes if you're feeling too sad, you can't. - Author: Kim Gordon
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#3. You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself. - Author: Frank Caliendo
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#4. Life is too damn short to stay safe, to stay the same. - Author: Emma Chase
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#5. I wake up to an email from the writers with the new script, and I always get so excited because I know it'll be better all-around than the script from the week before. - Author: Bailee Madison
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#6. Obviously she's the kind of woman who gives people the benefit of the doubt. I prefer to assume bad stuff first; correct it later. - Author: Heather Day Gilbert
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#7. It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day. - Author: Lady Victoria Hervey
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#8. Experience shows that success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Author: Charles Buxton
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#9. The darkest day if you live till tomorrow will have past away. - Author: William Cowper
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#10. I didn't say what kind of book. You have a foul mind Bingley."
"Don't mock me on my sister's wedding day!"
"I mocked you on yours; I hardly see how this is as bad," was Darcy's reply. - Author: Marsha Altman
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#11. The gypsies were a special breed. It wasn't blood that flowed through their veins but rhythm. - Author: Laekan Zea Kemp
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#12. I try to enjoy what I do, and every moment of the life that I have is a blessing. What else can you do but to be happy and try to bring that joy to the other people around - especially in the tournaments. Everybody has bad days. I'm not always funny or laughing. - Author: Novak Djokovic
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#13. The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth. - Author: James Thurber
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#14. Naomi's my girlfriend," I say aloud, just to test the words, see how they feel fucking across my lips. Ronnie flips a page in an old copy of Rollin' Strong magazine and ignores me.
"Yeah, we heard. Sixteen times since we came in here," Josh bitches. - Author: C.M. Stunich
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#15. I drive an Escalade. - Author: Tory Burch
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#16. The most effective way to transform into higher consciousness is to pay attention in the present moment. - Author: Deepak Chopra
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#17. A lot of times, people make other people responsible for their joy: 'You're not making me happy, you're not doing this, you're not doing that.' - Author: Joyce Meyer
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#18. If you had to choose an oil ... it would have to be lavender essential oil, because it is antibacterial and antiviral. So, it's great to have when people around you are sick; it can also be used to relax. - Author: Karen Rose
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#19. When kindness is here, hatred disappears. When hatred is here, kindness can never enter. - Author: Debasish Mridha
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#20. The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. - Author: Kelly Moran
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#21. Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. - Author: Martha Stewart
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#22. Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks. - Author: Joel Osteen
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#23. He tried to work alongside his father as a carpenter but a man who had been taught only to destroy found it hard to create. - Author: Nadia Hashimi
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