Backseat Extender Quotes

#1. If our current barbaric world spirals into greater corruption and brutality, our descendants may become so cruel and so morally perverse that they cross time to watch us suffer, bearing orgasmic witness to the bloodbaths from which their sick civilization grew.

Dean Koontz

#2. There was a war between them, between love and the right thing to do, and it kept assaulting them, kept keeping them apart.

Keira D. Skye

#3. I'd probably say my biggest yo-yo was when I was finishing up my senior year of college. I lost about 100 pounds and within a year gained it all back.

Al Roker

#4. God is fucking stealing souls again!

Stephen Adly Guirgis

#5. Painting is no problem. The problem is what to do when you're not painting.

Jackson Pollock

#6. The cello is a hero because of its register - its tenor voice. It is a masculine instrument, whereas the violin is feminine because of its soprano pitch. When the cello enters in the Dvorak Concerto, it is like a great orator.

Mstislav Rostropovich

#7. You can only be free if I am free.

Clarence Darrow

#8. I find that all my best ideas come to me in my sleep.

Megan McCafferty