Axe Murderer Quotes

#1. I need to make sure Chris isn't an axe murderer who lures women with the whole "I can fix the camera your friend's cat peed on" line, so I Google him.

Lauren Blakely

#2. My favorite sequels are basically all Mike Myers films - 'Wayne's World 2,' 'Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me,' 'Shrek 2.' Anything he does, it's best the second time around. He needs to do 'So I Married an Axe Murderer 2.'

Adam DeVine

#3. Focus, Amy. Just because he looked great in the saddle did not mean he wasn't an axe murderer.

Rosemary Clement-Moore

#4. Oh My God," I blurted, grabbing onto Phin as we faced the open bedroom door. "It's the axe murderer."
"I doubt he would knock," she said, but she was whispering, too, and didn't move away from me.

Rosemary Clement-Moore

#5. If anybody says their facelift doesn't hurt, they're lying. It was like I'd spent the night with an axe murderer.

Sharon Osbourne

#6. Aunt Hyacinth's protections around the house would stop a spirit. They wouldn't do anything against an axe murderer except make him queasy, which didn't seem like it would be much of a deterrent. I mean, a strong stomach probably came with the job.

Rosemary Clement-Moore

#7. Maybe you could casually mention to Zoe that I'm not now, nor have I
ever been, an axe murderer."
"I'll see if I can work it into our next conversation," Flynn promised.

Nora Roberts

#8. Today a picture has value if it makes a lot of money. Myself, I declare I want to make a picture to lose money. Really! I want to lose money.

Alejandro Jodorowsky

#9. A tip from Lubitsch: 'Let the audience add up two plus two and they'll love you forever.

Charlotte Chandler

#10. How she longed for the uninhibitedness of kids her age, their vacuous sense of immortality.

Paolo Giordano

#11. The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.

Julian Barnes

#12. This was not Hatch, her constant companion through the mouse hole. Nor was this the man who had methodically rescued her from a burning building. This was Hatcher, the murderer with the axe, the man who had been found covered in blood and surrounded by bodies.

Christina Henry

#13. True fear is the fear of doubt; it is the mind that will not sleep, the open space at your back where the murderer stands with the axe. It is the gasp of a shadow passed whose cause you cannot see, the laughter of a stranger whose laugh, you know, laughs at you.

Claire North

#14. [W]e are none of us very good at silence. It says too much.

Frederick Buechner

#15. My impression, is that prayer is one of the most basic forms of magic. That it's harnessing the powers of your mind.

Boyd Rice