Ax Murderer Quotes

#1. Eadlyn, you're under a lot of stress. We understand. And short of becoming an ax murderer, there's nothing you could do to make me love you less."
I laughed. "An ax murderer? That's your limit?"
"Well...maybe even then." She winked at me.

Kiera Cass

#2. The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.

Paula Poundstone

#3. I'm pretty nice. I'm far from an ax murderer. I've never been mean to anyone in my life.

Elizabeth Hurley

#4. I hardly know you, Augustus Waters. You could be an ax murderer

John Green

#5. I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could
have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer

James Patterson

#6. Once more, this is love: it rings and you open up unless it looks like an ax murderer.

Daniel Handler

#7. In the family I grew up in, being called boring was like being called an ax murderer.

Delia Ephron

#8. For most people, I'm just Alice. But I don't mind. Now, if I were Alice the ax murderer, then I'd hate it.

Ann B. Davis

#9. Sydney did not believe in life after death, but in her experience, admitting this could lead to long and complicated discussions in which people seemed to think that since she did not believe in God or the afterlife, there was nothing to stop her from becoming an ax murderer.

Maureen F. McHugh

#10. Leadership used to be about ideas, setting an example and doing the right thing. Today, if you make enough money for the firm (and are not currently an ax murderer) you will be promoted into a position of influence.

Greg Smith

#11. Greetings, ax murderer! I was just wondering how you like your eggs?

Libba Bray

#12. There will always be nations. The United States will last a long, long time, I believe. France and Germany and Japan, China, other nations, they're going to exist. But they're losing their significance and ability to deal with certain matters.

Alan Cranston

#13. A powerful new idea can kick around unused in a company for years, not because its merits are not recognized, but because nobody has assumed the responsibility for converting it from words into action.

Theodore Levitt

#14. Every war is different. Every war is the same.

Anthony Swofford

#15. Dreams and Imagination are the food of the soul for good people and also their source of energy.

Daniel Marques

#16. I don't know how this can be but it can: A painting is both exactly the same and entirely different every single time you look at it. That's the way it is between Jude and me now.

Jandy Nelson

#17. A bored Gwenvael is an entire town
destroyed accidently.

G.A. Aiken

#18. The new is always at our doorstep when we feel most lost.

Janet Rebhan

#19. Close your eyes and pretend you are living with a woman - how would you divide the housework?

Gloria Steinem

#20. If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Edsger Dijkstra