Awesome Girlfriend Quotes

#1. I am a fucking awesome girlfriend, some asshole is going to be so lucky one day.
I swear to god, I hope that asshole will be me.

Jay McLean

#2. I started my career by becoming a stalker, watching women in the street, the way they greet each other. I thought if I could capture some of that expression, that depth of emotion, it will make me interesting to watch as an actor.

Bob Hoskins

#3. A little lie is like a little pregnancy it doesn't take long before everyone knows.

C.S. Lewis

#4. Yes, what's wooing?" Natalie asked.
"It means making a guy realize how completely awesome you are, and that he will die a horrible, suffering death if he doesn't get you as his girlfriend within the next thirty seconds," Allie explained.

Stephanie Rowe

#5. Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

Robin Jones Gunn

#6. Animal experiments are no joke. Thank goodness scientists are finding better, more humane ways to develop treatments for cancer and other killer diseases.

Carol Leifer

#7. We're [parents]) always bluffing, pretending we know best, when most of the time we're just praying we won't screw up too badly.

Jodi Picoult

#8. The Hindus believe that in the beginning was sound, a pure vibrational ohm, and as I surf these wave emanations I feel like I've locked onto the fundamental frequency. Seconds go by on the outside but inside it's eternity, outside time and space and back where it all began ...

Rak Razam

#9. The one mistake which is committed habitually by people who have the gift of half-genius, is waiting for inspiration.

Philip Gilbert Hamerton