Averbach Variation Quotes

#1. I have a right to get upset about upsetting things.

Rainbow Rowell

#2. George, it's impossible to correct a defective reality-orientation overnight.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#3. I used to be a wicked disco guy.

Bill O'Reilly

#4. This isn't going off,' I think. 'This is going out.

Rainbow Rowell

#5. Tune your television to any channel it doesn't receive and about 1 percent of the dancing static you see is accounted for by this ancient remnant of the Big Bang. The next time you complain that there is nothing on, remember that you can always watch the birth of the universe.

Bill Bryson

#6. He who has the Holy Spirit in His heart and the Scripture in his hands has all he needs.

Alexander MacLaren

#7. My chicken parmesan tasted a little saltier than I would've liked, undoubtedly because it was seasoned with my tears.

Ross Mathews

#8. The future of television is not on television but online. A majority of us are turning to our computers and mobile devices for news and entertainment, Millennials especially.

Jason Calacanis