Autocorrects Quotes

#1. For some reason when I type the word "love" in my iPad it keeps autocorrecting to "live". I find it oddly profound. My ipad IS. My iPad is ZEN:
"Only the iPad that autocorrects can write the true thing.

Annastacia Dickerson

#2. If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Andy Borowitz

#3. Someone cold, politically calculating with no moral compass who can't be trusted. That's what polling and discussions with voters indicate [about Hillary Clinton].

Tamara Keith

#4. You and you alone are responsible for taking actions to create the life of your dreams. Nobody else can (or will) do it for you.

Jack Canfield

#5. When I was from Cupid's passions free, my Muse was mute and wrote no elegy.

Ovid

#6. Happily for us, the fundamental Christian message concerns not what we ought to do, but what God has done and what God is willing to do. In fellowship with Him and with others who are likewise trying to be like Him, we can be lifted up above our native possibilities ...

Hugh Martin

#7. As you see in a pair of bellows, there is a forced breath without life, so in those that are puffed up with the wind of ostentation, there may be charitable words without works.

Joseph Hall

#8. He that has once done you a kindness will be more ready to do you another, than he whom you yourself have obliged.

Benjamin Franklin

#9. I wish to weep but sorrow is stupid. I wish to believe but belief is a graveyard.

Charles Bukowski

#10. If I die, what a beautiful death.

Philippe Petit