Auto Correct Quotes

#1. Auto correct - tho art a bitch

R'Lee R. Coffey

#2. She meant to write: "Is Christy here yet?"
Auto Correct turned it into: "Is crazy here yet?"
For once Auto Correct got it right.

Christy Hall

#3. To the young: Work, work, work, and then work some more!

Ed Reed

#4. The thing about love is that we come alive in bodies not our own.

Colum McCann

#5. I was a chatty kid.

Chris Hemsworth

#6. Yeah, and I honestly don't hold it against you anymore. Ben's an amazing guy, and I bet losing someone like that hurt pretty damn bad. You both paid for what happened, which is a shame, because love shouldn't have a price.

Jay Bell

#7. The temptation to add features to a program must be resisted as strongly as possible. This requires the dedication of a saint

Joe Armstrong

#8. Drawing attention to Gretchen's weight was the sort of behavior my mother referred to as 'stirring the turd,' and I did it a lot that summer.

David Sedaris

#9. I am unwilling to be wholly good - and please don't regard me as wholly evil!

Ayn Rand

#10. I shall accord to myself the honor of inscribing myself as an applicant for the American citizenship which according to law I can obtain only after five years residence in this country. And I shall yield to no one of my future countrymen in patriotism. I consider America now my real home.

Wilhelm Steinitz

#11. I hooked the condom out with the end of a spoon and dropped it into the bottom of a white bin-bag, where it lay, dried out and brown, as transparent as old human skin.

Mo Hayder

#12. Since the war, we're the only intelligent species left in the universe, therefore we think everything in this universe has to conform to our paradigm of what makes sense. Do you have any idea how arrogant that view is and on how little of this universe we base it?

Robert Buettner

#13. Even if you can't afford to travel the world, you can take your children to the museum, zoo or local park. And don't be afraid to take them to grown-up spots. Eating out in a restaurant teaches children how to be quiet and polite and gives them the pleasure of knowing you trust them to behave.

Kimora Lee Simmons

#14. Our public discourse appears permanently riven by conspiracy theories.

Sam Harris

#15. New things are easier to do than old familiar things when there's going to be a change, Betsy decided profoundly.

Maud Hart Lovelace