Augustus The Fault In Our Stars Quotes

#1. Nothing," I said. "I'm just ... " I couldn't finish the sentence, didn't know how to. "I'm just very, very fond of you.

John Green

#2. Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn't match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things.

John Green

#3. Augustus: "I can still dominate your blind ass at Counterinsurgence,"
Isaac: "I'm pretty sure all asses are blind,

John Green

#4. But this was the truth, a pitiful boy who desperately wanted not to be pitiful, screaming and crying, poisoned by an infected G-tube that kept him alive, but not alive enough.

John Green

#5. I really thought she was going to die before I could tell her that I was going to die, too.

John Greem

#6. The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me.

John Green

#7. When was the last good kiss you had?

John Green

#8. Tell me my copy is missing the last twenty pages or something.
Hazel Grace, tell me I have not reached the end of this book.
OH MY GOD DO THEY GET MARRIED OR NOT OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS?!

John Green

#9. If I could just stay alive for a week, I'd know the unwritten secrets of Anna's mom and the Dutch Tulip Guy.

John Green

#10. I even tried to tell myself to live my best life today.

John Green

#11. The world wasn't made for us, we were made for the world

John Green

#12. I am in the midst of a soliloquy! I wrote this out and memorized it and if you interrupt me I will completely screw it up,' Augustus interrupted. 'Please to be eating your sandwich and listening.

John Green

#13. As I recall, you promised to CALL when you finished the book, not text.

John Green

#14. I'll fight it. I'll fight it for you. Don't you worry about me, Hazel Grace. I'm okay. I'll find a way to hang around and annoy you for a long time.

John Green

#15. Thank you for explaining that my eye cancer isn't going to make me deaf. I feel so fortunate that an intellectual giant like yourself would deign to operate on me.

John Green

#16. His excitement was adorable. I couldn't resist. I leaned over and kissed him on the cheek. -Hazel Grace Lancaster, The Fault In Our Stars

John Green

#17. Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children.

John Green

#18. I want to see you again tonight, but I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow - Augustus Waters

John Green

#19. You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

John Green

#20. This is it. I can't even not smoke anymore

John Green

#21. The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness:
'I want this dragon carrot risotto to become a person so I can take it to Las Vegas and marry it.

John Green

#22. You used," he said, and then took a sharp breath, "to call me Augustus.

John Green

#23. Observation: It would be awesome to fly in a superfast airplane that could chase the sunrise around the world for a while.

John Green

#24. Where is my chance to be somebody's Peter Van Houten?' He hit the steering wheel weakly, the car honking as he cried. He leaned his head back, looking up. 'I hate myself I hate myself I hate this I hate this I disgust myself I hate it I hate it I hate it just let me fucking die.

John Green

#25. We live in a universe devoted to the creation, and eradication, of awareness. Augustus Waters did not die after a lengthy battle with cancer. He died after a lengthy battle with human consciousness, a victim - as you will be - of the universe's need to make and unmake all that is possible.

John Green

#26. Augustus Waters was sitting on the front step as we pulled into the driveway. He was holding a bouquet of bright orange tulips just beginning to bloom.

John Green

#27. All salvation is temporary," Augustus shot back. "I bought them a minute. Maybe that's the minute that buys them an hour, which is the hour that buys them a year. No one's gonna buy them forever, Hazel Grace, but my life bought them a minute. And that's not nothing.

John Green

#28. We don't get to choose if we get hurt in this world, old man, but we do have a say in who hurts us. I know I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.
I do, Augustus.
I do.

John Green

#29. Hi, I'm at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube.

John Green

#30. You're always such a disappointment, Augustus. Couldn't you have at least gotten orange tomatoes?

Hazel Grace Lancaster