Audysseus Quotes

#1. If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.

Tim Minchin

#2. No one should ever have to read a sentence twice because of the way it is put together.

Wilson Follett

#3. Firework test fizzled past like a misbegotten angel

Laini Taylor

#4. Diplomacy without arms is like a concert without a score

Frederick The Great

#5. There are a lot of people in the field [ of horror stories] that I do read. There is a lot of stuff that is written in this field, though, that is not very good. You just have to look for the good stuff.

Stephen King

#6. The preachers are the greatest problem in the United States of America.

Paul Washer

#7. I had a novice's hunger for history, but also a novice's inability to envision it.

Siddhartha Mukherjee

#8. Insecurities are about as useful as trying to put the pin back in the grenade.

Brandon Boyd

#9. Tilli stroked her Chihuahua. Max's heart made a sound like the sleigh bells on Mrs. Santa Claus's dildo.

Tom Robbins

#10. he could see it swelling slightly, rounded out by the huge cock and the flood of come inside him.

Dessa Lux

#11. Relegating grizzlies to Alaska is about like relegating happiness heaven; one may never get there.

Aldo Leopold

#12. And recently, we installed another word in its place which, to their minds, has a wholly positive connotation. We say 'Gluttony'. They say 'Consumerism'.

Geoffrey Wood

#13. In the most high and palmy state of Rome, A little ere the mightiest Julius fell, The graves stood tenantless, and the sheeted dead Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets. Hamlet.

William Shakespeare

#14. I was elated, ecstatic and extremely surprised that we were successful.

Neil Armstrong