Astroturf Quotes

#1. I hate baseball. It's dull. Nothing happens. It's like watching grass - no, Astroturf - grow

Jeff Jarvis

#2. When I was a younger man and had a life, I owned an El Camino pickup in the '70s. It was a real sort of Southern deal. I had Astroturf in the back.

William J. Clinton

#3. I don't know, I never smoked AstroTurf.

Tug McGraw

#4. It is much easier to modify an opinion if one has not already persuasively declared it.

David Souter

#5. He was trying to pave his way to heaven by plastering over his sins with the putty of religious zeal.

Karen Marie Moning

#6. Programmers have not been professionals because they haven't really cared about quality.

Jessica Livingston

#7. Enjoy Your Day! BEE Happy!

Kathy Elstad

#8. I skied on Astroturf and PVC pipe on the slope in my backyard.

Nick Goepper

#9. I can't say I'm surprised: the grassroots antiwar movement keeps turning out to be MoveOn/A.N.S.W.E.R. astroturf.

Glenn Reynolds

#10. If the grass looks greener on the other side, it is probably astroturf.

Nicky Gumbel

#11. Hollandaise, I would like to pour over my head and just rub all over myself. Eggs Benedict is genius. It's eggs covered in eggs.

Wylie Dufresne

#12. I am extremely spiritual. I've not gone into this before because it's personal, but faith is the core of my life.

Oprah Winfrey

#13. Cue actor platitude, but I've been very fortunate and worked pretty consistently and have felt rather annoyingly grateful that I got to do what I got to do.

Jack Davenport

#14. A successful birth is not a birth without drugs or monitors or surgery. A successful birth is when you're alive and the baby's alive.

Jean Hanff Korelitz

#15. I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

Tug McGraw

#16. Most people call it The Book of the Dead," he told me. "Rich Egyptians were always buried with a copy, so they could have directions through the Duat to the Land of the Dead. It's like an Idiot's Guide to the Afterlife.

Rick Riordan

#17. for dinner." He told himself not to be distracted

Deborah Hawkins

#18. But it's better when you have somebody to go home to and talk about it with, somebody who is more in love with you than impressed by you.

Donald Miller

#19. Fellow from Texas can tell the difference between grass-roots and AstroTurf.

Lloyd Bentsen

#20. Three hours of writing require twenty hours of preparation. Luckily I have learned to dream about the work, which saves me some working time.

John Steinbeck

#21. Try to imagine a character like Batman whose whole life has been about fighting crime, whose whole existence and identity is his war against criminals, and he wakes up one morning to discover there are no criminals. What happens to him?

Marc Guggenheim

#22. I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf.

Joe Namath