Assohol Quotes

#1. Energy experts have announced the development of a new fuel made from human brain tissue. It's called assohol.

George Carlin

#2. You are going to break Bethany's heart and I will never trust you again.

Stormy Smith

#3. Many women, I think, resist feminism because it is an agony to be fully conscious of the brutal misogyny which permeates culture, society, and all personal relationships.

Andrea Dworkin

#4. If he has love, he will feel he can go on. Without it, I would have sunk many times over.

Jojo Moyes

#5. I can't be described as a sex symbol; I think it's ridiculous.

Tom Mison

#6. Capitalism will always survive, because socialism will be there to save it.

Ralph Nader

#7. When a belief becomes more than an instrument, you are lost. You remain lost until you learn what 'belief' is really for.

Idries Shah

#8. I cannot undo myself, and the train is steaming.

Sylvia Plath

#9. Luckily I don't have to buy shoes anymore, because I design them! I'm off tour, so I can dive in and create the shoes that I want for my line. But okay, I did buy a pair of vintage combat boots because they were so beaten up - I had to have them.

Fergie

#10. The whole notion of journalism being an institution whose fundamental purpose is to educate and inform and even, one might say, elevate, has altered under commercial pressure, perhaps, into a different kind of purpose, which is to divert and distract and entertain.

Tom Stoppard