Assless Quotes

#1. I'm not coming out trying to prove anything to anyone, like, 'Oh, I'm in assless chaps!' or 'I can't be tamed!' I've already been through that phase. I started at 23, you know?

Katy Perry

#2. I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear them. But there is nothing funnier than the words assless chaps.

Qwen Salsbury

#3. It (LSD) opened my eyes. We only use one-tenth of our brain. Just think of what we could accomplish if we could only tap that hidden part! It would mean a whole new world if the politicians would take LSD. There wouldn't be any more war or poverty or famine.

Paul McCartney

#4. When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.

Angie West

#5. So roar be fearless, and go chase those dreams.

Stana Katic

#6. When someone less capable is ahead of me, I am not pleased. It makes me insane.

Steve Martin

#7. I'd like Sloane to wear one of those sexy male nurses' uniforms, the white latex ones with the assless chaps.

Charlie Cochet

#8. There's no way a person could have this much diarrhea and survive.

Christina Lauren

#9. If I'm his 'twin,' we do not have the same mother.

Rene Preval

#10. There has to be a mathematical explanation for how bad that tie is.

Russell Crowe

#11. If you want to know if I'm a Godly man, follow me home.

Andy Stanley

#12. Grinning ear to ear, Griffin tucked his hair behind his ears. "Not to worry, I've got the suit I want all picked out."
My frown even deeper, I pointed at Matt. "Do not let him leave the store if he's wearing any sort of pastel color." I paused, then added, "Or anything assless.

S.C. Stephens