Assjacket Quotes

#1. Did you call me an assjacket again? I gotta say, it sounds like a compliment coming from you.

Ophelia London

#2. I met him almost two weeks ago." Jess's eyes went wide. "Holy shit! It's your two-week anniversary. We should drink." Lick-shoot-suck-gasp.

Kresley Cole

#3. We can never truly or completely know or feel what someone else thinks. This is why we must leave the judging to the only One who can know another person's heart.

Toni Sorenson

#4. Dad determined when the pork lard was hot enough for frying by dropping a match into it; if the match lit, the lard was hot enough.

Paul Prudhomme

#5. Every morning I look in the mirror and remind myself: "No one owes you sh*t!" In this way, I am never disappointed. Never placing blame.

Brandi L. Bates

#6. What fresh hell is this? I

Fisher Amelie

#7. Watts said that real freedom was not freedom of choice but freedom from choice.

Gil Friedman

#8. If Americans in 2100 came to see 12 meters sea-level rise as inevitable by 2200, who can even begin to fathom how the nation would respond?

Joseph J. Romm

#9. It is infinitely more useful for a child to hear a story told by a person than by computer. Because the greatest part of the learning experience lies not in the particular words of the story but in the involvement with the individual reading it.

Frank Smith

#10. How could you know what it feels like to fight the hounds of hell?

Sky Ferreira

#11. You know, I'm really not that competent at describing things musically.

Paul Thomas Anderson

#12. There must be more than male benevolence as the basis for a woman's well-being.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

#13. If nothing I say sparks any thoughts or identification, it's possible you're taking too much medication. If it's the greatest talk you've ever heard, you're not taking enough.

Mark Vonnegut

#14. What will be the good of the conquest of leisure and health, if no one remembers how to use them?

Bertrand Russell