Assistant Referee Quotes

#1. I discovered me in the library. I went to find me in the library.

Ray Bradbury

#2. I hit your thigh!"
"Oh, please. A man doesn't need that long to recover from a knee to the thigh.

Kiera Cass

#3. Out of used furniture she made a tree.

Anne Sexton

#4. Fiction, for me, is sort of a protracted way of saying all the things I wished I said the night before.

Christopher Buckley

#5. A difficult decision for the referee's assistant. I wouldn't beat him up over it.

Kenny Cunningham

#6. Dakin: The more you read, though, the more you'll see that literature is actually about losers.
Scripps: No.
Dakin: It's consolation. All literature is consolation.

Alan Bennett

#7. My vocation to preach on paper.

Harriet Beecher Stowe

#8. Every roof is agreeable to the eye, until it is lifted; then we find tragedy and moaning women, and hard-eyed husbands.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#9. Benzedrine,' he said. 'I rang up my secretary before dinner and asked her to wangle some out of the surgery at Headquarters.

Ian Fleming

#10. Can you smell his sweat? That peculiar goatish odor is trans-3-methyl-2 hexenoic acid. Remember it, it's the smell of schizophrenia.

Thomas Harris

#11. Teaching is a great way to keep learning.

Matthea Harvey