Assholism Book Quotes

#1. There is nothing in this life that can destroy you but yourself. Bad things happen to everyone, but when they do, you can't just fall apart and die. You have to fight back. If you don't, you're the one who loses in the end. But if you do keep going and fight back, you win.

Alexandra Monir

#2. Most of us don't think forwarding a racist joke or speaking in an insulting 'comedic' accent is appropriate at the workplace. Unfortunately, for those raised in the toxic culture of conservatism, the sort of mentality that leads government employees to do those things is widespread.

Alex Pareene

#3. There will be no transportation problems in Heaven-you can either glide along, float along or fly!

David Berg

#4. The good leader carries water for his people.

Laozi

#5. I never used to drink water. I am drinking six liters of water every day now. That's the key.

Warren Cuccurullo

#6. Women most often have a difficult enemy and she is a woman and not a man.

Debasish Mridha

#7. I know a lot of people in the city, at all levels, horizontally and vertically - and that to me is a privilege, to me as a person but also a writer. I've dined with billionaires, and I play soccer with busboys.

Aleksandar Hemon

#8. Every time we watch over one another, godlike qualities of love, patience, kindness, generosity, and spiritual commitment fill the souls of those we visit and enlarge our souls as well.

Bonnie D. Parkin

#9. You got blood on your face, you big disgrace, waving your banner all over the place.

Queen Elizabeth II

#10. Fundamentally, what everyone needs is mental strength and confidence, to manage the mind, just as we manage the outside world.

Mata Amritanandamayi

#11. These handwritten words in the pages of my journal confirm that from an early age I have experienced each encounter in my life twice: once in the world, and once again on the page.

Terry Tempest Williams

#12. I believe it is possible to tell what sign some people were born under by watching their eyes, watching how they walk, how they talk.

Charley Pride

#13. The role of democracy is not to banish disagreement but rather to prevent political disagreements from devolving into armed conflict.

Michael C. Munger

#14. I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies.

Gabriel Iglesias

#15. JESUS MAY CALL YOU TO CHANGE CAREERS AND BECOME A MISSIONARY . . . BUT IN THE MEANTIME YOU ANSWER HIS CALL BY DILIGENTLY DOING WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO.

Michael E. Wittmer