Asparaguses Quotes

#1. Are asparaguses just artichokes that haven't grown properly? Like they started smoking and got really skinny, like supermodels? *

Jenny Lawson

#2. Ground, impaled on the trunk of a tree that has been shaved down to the point of

James Patterson

#3. There is a sense of competition in Zen. You are competing with your thoughts and trying to overcome them.

Frederick Lenz

#4. Some would say eccentric. I would say stoned out of his fuckin mind, nothing personal.

Thomas Pynchon

#5. Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.

Margaret Cho

#6. Hunger is the teacher of the arts and the bestower of invention. -Magister artis ingenique largitor Venter

Aulus Persius Flaccus

#7. If there be any thing a man might well pray against, that thing is the responsive gratification of some of the devoutest prayers of his youth.

Herman Melville

#8. Pollution is an unused resource.

Bill Mollison

#9. I can do nothing with the enemy save observe him.

John Buford

#10. I must admit that I feel that the best form of government is benevolent despotism.

Jeff Grubb

#11. We don't have the moral right to be nobody

Sunday Adelaja

#12. Sing lustily and with a good courage. Beware of singing as if you were half dead, or half asleep; but lift up your voice with strength.

John Wesley

#13. The end of exile is the end of being.

Angela Carter