Asner Still Alive Quotes

#1. What is humor?' one of their professors had posed, and he had answered, 'nondangerous, unexpectedly inappropriate juxtaposition.

Sena Jeter Naslund

#2. You see the most when you're not looking for anything in particular ... when you look too hard for something, you get nearsighted because you only see what you want to see.

Katie Kacvinsky

#3. Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner.

George Burns

#4. Memphis," I said softly and he opened his eyes to look at me. "You're safe," I whispered. Tears

Sloane Kennedy

#5. Only people can be made to increase in value. Computers and other equipment depreciate and eventually become obsolete.

Brian Tracy

#6. I prefer home school because you learn more by yourself than when you're around other people because you get distracted.

Khleo

#7. Happily-ever-afters and everything little girls dream of. He was a cool breeze on a hot day. Electric kisses and mischievous firsts. An addiction I couldn't get out of my system.

Winter Renshaw