Asmodeus D D Quotes

#1. I think they're having trouble adjusting to the emotions they have outside of their dreams. At any rate, they keep acting like demented teenagers from a porno version of a John Hughes film. (Asmodeus)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. The darkness is the deepening shadow of your presence; the silence a process in the metabolism of the being of love .

R.S. Thomas

#3. Get us into Azmodea. (Jericho)
Why in the name of smelly feet would you want to go there again?! (Asmodeus)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#4. I think it is such an amazing moment when people realize what they are and what they can be, and they start putting themselves out into the world. I think you can see it in people when it's happening. They look different.

Elizabeth Peyton

#5. I want you to show him to Zeth and the rest of the Olympian dogs who fight for us. (Noir)
Anything else, Master? Lick your boots? Wipe your ass? (Asmodeus)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#6. You rang, Mino- well, you're not really the Minor Master anymore, are you? What should I call you? (Asmodeus) Think of a polite term, demon. (Jericho) Mister Master it is. What can I do for you? (Asmodeus)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#7. What are you doing here? (Delphine)
Being counted among friends. But for the record, you guys better not lose. I don't want my ass fried over this, or any other body parts, either. (Asmodeus)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#8. Greetings, half blood. You have gained power, I see. Asmodeus will be pleased." "Asmodeus can go fuck himself.

Pippa DaCosta

#9. How long have you been here? (Jericho)
Don't know. Again, tried to count once, got depressed so I stopped. I find it easier to just go with the flow. Ease with the peas. (Asmodeus)
Ease with the peas? (Jericho)
Yeah, that's not a happy memory, either. Let's forget I mentioned it. (Asmodeus)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#10. He knew from being capo you never miss giving a consequence when it is expected.

Renee Rose

#11. This morning he had been so heartsick and weary he could scarcely stand, but now his fury was on him, filling him with strength.

George R R Martin

#12. Even Asmodeus, that limping devil who looked through rooftops at men's most secret actions, could not have told which of these thoughts masked an undercurrent of joy -- the joy of the man who know that he has killed wisely and well.

Anthony Boucher

#13. The other main difference between film and television is that you have the opportunity to flush out a character, over a longer period of time. Whereas with a film, you're confined to two or three hours, or whatever it may be.

Elijah Wood

#14. People ... don't want to be cured or changed or eliminated. They want to be whoever it is that they've come to be.

Andrew Solomon

#15. I'm not a great manager; I try to be a great leader. And for me, that's been going through a process of not how to be a great CEO but how to be a great Evan, and that's really been the challenge.

Evan Spiegel

#16. If I'm not back in a few hours ... well, I don't want to think about that. I might change my mind about doing this. I'm thinking happy thoughts. Creamed dog innards and rotten steak. Yeah. Yum! (Asmodeus)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#17. Why would you help us? (Delphine) I hear stupidity is a fatal disease. Doing my own experimentation to see if that's true or not. If I survive, we'll know it's not. If I die ... well, it'll suck. Bad. And I won't be happy. (Asmodeus)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#18. I hate to lull the audience into letting them think that something is something. It's always fun to defy expectations.

Martin Short

#19. I told you not to piss off Noir. One day you're going to listen to me. (Asmodeus)
Why start now? (Jaden)
Ah, you're right. Bled so much now, it doesn't really matter, does it? (Asmodeus)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#20. Who could blame her for that? he personally couldn't think of any woman who would welcome that news. Hey hon, guess what? your son that you nurtured in your body for nine months and then sacrificed your life and dignity to raise is destined to end th world. Aren't you proud?

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#21. Where are we? (Jericho)
Noir's happy place. It's where he brings the beings he wants to play with. (Asmodeus)
Punish. (Jericho)
You say ta-mah-to. I say to-mah-to. (Asmodeus)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#22. Here we are. Maybe I should warn you before we enter ... (Asmodeus) (Jericho stepped past him and threw open the door.) Or maybe not. Let's just barge in and be surprised, shall we? (Asmodeus)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#23. How remorseless must one be find pleasure in riding a Wilhelmina golden coach in the 21st century.

Dauglas Dauglas

#24. Take this. (Jericho)
(He slid the ring off his finger and handed it to him.)
I'm not about to marry your ugly ass, boy. No offense, but you ain't my type. I like my dates with less body hair ... and with female parts attached by nature. (Asmodeus)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#25. He's infuriated that his e-reader allows him to only know the percentage of a book he's read, not the number of pages. This, he thinks, is 92 percent stupid.

Meg Wolitzer

#26. Oh, hello, me lovely, we haven't met. Asmodeus, demon extraordinaire, at your service. Any service you may require, especially those that involve nudity and adjoining body parts joining other people's body parts. (Asmodeus)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#27. God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

Adam Sandler

#28. Critics in particular treat CGI as a virus that's infecting film.

Peter Jackson