Top 15 Asinine Bible Quotes
#1. I'm sure you're used to the deafening sound of underwear hitting the floor every time you enter the room.
Penny Reid
#2. I have, as it were, my own sun and moon and stars, and a little world all to myself.
Henry David Thoreau
#3. The consistency - either the theme from record to record, or the band, the different musicians - it really varies. So if I get criticism, I don't worry about that, because I'm still being creative.
Jason Molina
#4. The only real basis other people have for judging your abilities is your actions. And your actions are controlled by your thoughts.
David J. Schwartz
#5. Haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I better stop now before I start crying. Go off to sleep in the sunshine ... I don't want to see the day when its dying.
Elliott Smith
#7. Many think truth can be whatever they want it to be, and once they have made up their minds as to that truth, there's no turning back, because that would be an admission that they had been ... ugh ... wrong!
Van Harden
#8. At last, the crowd composed itself enough for Roosevelt to speak. "At present," he began, "both the old parties are controlled by professional politicians in the interests of the privileged classes." Together, they would forge a new Progressive Party, based on "the right of the people to rule.
Doris Kearns Goodwin
#9. Many words will be written on the wind and the sand, or end up in some obscure digital vault. But the storytelling will go on until the last human being stops listening. Then we can send the great chronicle of humanity out into the endless universe.
Henning Mankell
#11. In war there is but one favorable moment; the great art is to seize it!
Napoleon Bonaparte
#12. Nuclear war is such an emotional subject that many people see the weapons themselves as the common enemy of humanity.
Herman Kahn
#13. Just do your best," Mom said. "You can't do any better than your best.
Kim Wayans
#14. I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
Chic Murray
#15. Somewhere along the way, I stopped living in the real world. I expected life to be like my books. I expected happily ever after out of every situation and when I didn't get it, I'd just read another book.
Nick Pageant
