Top 100 Ashleigh Brilliant Sayings
#1. If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.
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#2. It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
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#4. Isn't it a coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time?
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#7. I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.
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#8. It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.
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#9. There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.
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#10. Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem.
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#11. If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.
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#12. I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.
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#13. Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.
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#15. One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.
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#16. My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn't ready for.
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#17. Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.
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#18. Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.
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#19. It's all very simple, or else it's all very complex, or perhaps it's neither, or both.
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#20. I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general.
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#21. It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.
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#22. To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.
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#23. Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction.
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#24. The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.
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#25. I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition.
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#27. Beware! Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood.
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#28. The information I most want is in books not yet written by people not yet born.
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#29. Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
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#30. My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.
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#31. My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.
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#32. Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.
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#33. In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
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#35. If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
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#36. I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
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#37. It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.
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#38. It would be easier for me to reject all established values, if I knew what they were.
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#41. All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
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#42. If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
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#43. I've learned to accept birth and death ... but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.
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#45. Some books makes me want to go adventuring, others make me feel that they have saved me the trouble.
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#47. The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.
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#48. I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.
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#49. There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.
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#51. The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
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#52. Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.
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#54. It can take a surprisingly long time to get from one part of my mind to another.
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#57. Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.
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#58. By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.
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#59. At what point in my struggle with nature will nature finally give up?
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#61. I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.
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#62. The fact that many things have no explanation ought to prevent them from happening; but it doesn't.
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#63. Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction
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#64. I too am a member of the human race, (but admittedly not a very active member).
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#65. The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.
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#66. Why is the place where I want to be so often so far from where I am?
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#67. There is a vast region of enormous potential located somewhere between your ears.
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#68. My object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.
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#70. By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.
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#71. If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.
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#72. Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.
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#74. Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.
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#75. They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.
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#78. Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
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#79. Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.
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#80. My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.
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#81. One thing you can rely on is that there will always be uncertainty.
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#85. Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.
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#86. Your reasoning is excellent, it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
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#88. Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.
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#89. Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane?
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#92. MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.
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#93. You can't stop progress, but you can help decide what is progress and what isn't.
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#95. Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.
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#97. Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.
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#98. The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.
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#99. I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
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#100. Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.
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