Top 100 Ashleigh Brilliant Sayings

#1. Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane?

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#2. They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.

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#3. Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.

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#4. Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.

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#5. Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.

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#6. If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.

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#7. By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.

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#8. My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.

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#9. My object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.

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#10. There is a vast region of enormous potential located somewhere between your ears.

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#11. Why is the place where I want to be so often so far from where I am?

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#12. The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.

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#13. The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.

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#14. Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction

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#15. The fact that many things have no explanation ought to prevent them from happening; but it doesn't.

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#16. I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.

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#17. Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.

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#18. At what point in my struggle with nature will nature finally give up?

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#19. By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.

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#20. Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.

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#21. Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person.

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#22. I'm not always depressed: only when I think and feel.

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#23. It can take a surprisingly long time to get from one part of my mind to another.

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#24. I don't know how to be happy - They didn't teach it in my school

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#25. Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.

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#26. I too am a member of the human race, (but admittedly not a very active member).

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#27. Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.

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#28. I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

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#29. The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.

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#30. Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.

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#31. How can I fail when I have no purpose?

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#32. Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.

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#33. Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

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#34. You can't stop progress, but you can help decide what is progress and what isn't.

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#35. MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.

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#36. I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

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#37. There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.

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#38. Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story

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#39. Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.

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#40. Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

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#41. Your reasoning is excellent, it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

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#42. Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

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#43. We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon.

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#44. Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable.

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#45. You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time.

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#46. One thing you can rely on is that there will always be uncertainty.

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#47. My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.

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#48. Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

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#49. Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?

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#50. If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.

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#51. What we really need is to realize how little we really need.

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#52. I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition.

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#53. The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.

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#54. Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction.

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#55. To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.

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#56. It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.

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#57. I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general.

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#58. It's all very simple, or else it's all very complex, or perhaps it's neither, or both.

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#59. Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.

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#60. Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.

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#61. My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn't ready for.

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#62. One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.

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#63. If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.

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#64. Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

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#65. I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.

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#66. If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.

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#67. Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem.

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#68. There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.

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#69. It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.

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#70. I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.

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#71. What could possibly be more fantastic than reality?

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#72. Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.

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#73. Isn't it a coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time?

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#74. I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?

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#75. It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

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#76. The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.

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#77. Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

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#78. There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.

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#79. I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.

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#80. The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.

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#81. I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.

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#82. Some books makes me want to go adventuring, others make me feel that they have saved me the trouble.

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#83. My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.

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#84. I've learned to accept birth and death ... but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.

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#85. If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

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#86. All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

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#87. Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.

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#88. What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

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#89. It would be easier for me to reject all established values, if I knew what they were.

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#90. It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.

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#91. I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

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#92. If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

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#93. You can never discard too many bad ideas.

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#94. In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.

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#95. Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.

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#96. My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.

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#97. My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

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#98. Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

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#99. The information I most want is in books not yet written by people not yet born.

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#100. Beware! Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood.

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