Ash Wednesday Funny Sayings

#1. May not the space between heaven and earth be compared to a bellows?

Lao-Tzu

#2. I couldn't unpeach the peaches.

Annie Dillard

#3. None of us is perfect. Everyone has got a skeleton in the closet that they don't want people to find out. I just let it go, with a bit of humor.

Ozzy Osbourne

#4. Having a kid is great ... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

Adam Sandler

#5. One reason we love fiction is because stories have a comforting shape. They provide a resolution that's lacking in our regular lives.

Patrick Rothfuss

#6. Here's to a well-lived childhood . . . . Here's to Growing up Alaska.

Niki Breeser Tschirgi

#7. In regards to climbing the ladder of success, there is a better future, with a greater purpose. One can find it, only if he or she searches for it.

Ellen J. Barrier

#8. People hear the soul, black influence in my voice. I grew up listening to CKLW and all the black stations like WLBS.

Madonna Ciccone

#9. Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Mitch Hedberg

#10. We can be the very first generation which fails to see the logic or pride in defining ourselves by anything else but what is found within ourselves: our values

Akilnathan Logeswaran

#11. The only tatics I admire are do-or-die

Herb Elliott

#12. It must have been providence that directed Joel Morwood to dig in the right place, for he struck a lode of pure gold, as wide (comprehensive) as it is deep (profound). What he mined from that lode is a spiritual treasure.

Huston Smith