Arsewisps Quotes

#1. I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose ...

Francois Rabelais

#2. But of course, all of this is just a silly fad, and when you add an "e" to fad, you get fade. And I predict this fad will fade.

Andrew Clements

#3. Discontent arises from a knowledge of the possible, as contrasted with the actual.

Aneurin Bevan

#4. The directing motive, the end and aim of capitalist production, is to extract the greatest possible amount of surplus value, and consequently to exploit labor-power to the greatest possible extent.

Karl Marx

#5. When we look squarely at injustice and get involved, we actually feel less pain, not more, because we overcome the gnawing guilt and despair that festers under our numbness. We clean the wound - our own and others' - and it can finally heal.

Desmond Tutu

#6. What the hell is this?" Desandra asked
"This is Cuddles. She's a mammoth donkey."
Derek grinned, leaning on the fence. "Do you have any self-respect left?"
"Nope.

Ilona Andrews

#7. It comes down to having fun and doing what I love.

B.J. Penn

#8. A man's mistake should not reflect on how you view yourself as a woman.

Mirtha Michelle

#9. He wasn't a religious man but a vision of what Paradise might be came to him, a windowed room afloat on an endless sea, walls packed floor to ceiling with all the books ever written or dreamed of. It was nearly enough to make giving up the world bearable.

Michael Crummey

#10. I think my beard (in 'Drag Me To Hell') is getting a better IMDb rating than I am.

Dileep Rao

#11. Kate had attended a Presbyterian church with her family in Norfolk; she'd heard how the God of Moses could flip out and go pretty damn nuts when things didn't turn out His way.

Chet Williamson

#12. There is no defence that can stop Messi. It is impossible.

Pep Guardiola