Top 17 Army Humour Sayings
#1. US government button specifications run to twenty-two pages. This fact on its own yields a sense of what it is like to design garments for the Army.
Mary Roach
#2. Soon, they actually began to titter on their toes as they glared at me, looking more like an army of angry wasps than ever before. All they needed now were matching yellow and black jumpers and pretend stingers!
Adele Rose
#3. It may take a village to raise a baby, but hell! it takes an army to produce a book.
Sara Sheridan
#4. One grey hair appeared on my head
I plucked it out with my hand.
It answered me: You have prevailed against me alone -
What will you do when my army comes after me?
Yehuda HaLevi
#5. I'm going to imagine that converstion now. 'Hi, Mom, it's me. I ran away to Paris with a stranger I met under a bridge. He's really old, too, like twenty-five or something, and a soldier, so I helped him desert from his army, and, oh, did I mention he's a Communist' ...
Rosanne Parry
#6. Three times Jan had been called to the colours (the army), but each time had been deferred because of his deplorable physical condition..when every male who could stand halfway erect was being shipped to Verdun to undergo a radical change in posture from the vertical to the eternal horizontal
Gunter Grass
#7. I prefer 'buccaneers',' he grinned. 'A small privately funded army of committed peacekeepers. Tough, but fair. Our motto is: We put the fist in 'pacifist'.
Cash Peters
#8. Dell had left the army and taken the discipline home with him. I'd left the theatre world and taken the whisky sodas home with me.
Mark Capell
#9. There are few qualities more vital than a strong yearning. That desire to reach a little farther, to be a little more, yearning ... for a piece of something greater, can often make all the difference.
Steve Goodier
#10. It's like holding a hot coal in your hand, it just burns you, it doesn't do me any good.
Joe Lauzon
#11. Look at Woden and his cheerily racist army of ethnic monocultured valkyrie fuck buddies.
Kieron Gillen
#12. Sorry, no. I refuse to join an army which practices human sacrifice and has no adequate pension plan.
Toby Frost
#13. Ove gives the box a skeptical glance, as if it's a highly dubious sort of box, a box that rides a scooter and wears tracksuit pants and just called Ove "my friend" before offering to sell him a watch.
Fredrik Backman
#14. I find it's too much for me to read endless critiques, even if we're being well-defended, of exactly what we're doing. When someone tells us something we're doing wrong on the boards, we try to respond, we try to be responsive to the fan boards, but yeah, I can't read them.
Adam Savage
#15. Who gave you a gun?'
'The army.'
'Why?'
'That's what the army does, Simon.
A. Ashley Straker
#16. An Army is an instrument of government. It must be used in such a way that it furthers the interests of government. Otherwise what use is it? Only an extremely costly machine for ... minting medals.
Joe Abercrombie
#17. I just grew up loving acting and loving entertainment.
James Wolk
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