April Fools Joke Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 15 famous quotes and sayings about april fools joke to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 15 April Fools Joke Quotes

#1. I don't live my life through my kids, nor do I expect them to live theirs through mine. But of course, they're everything. - Author: Neneh Cherry
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#2. It was an Argentine tango, fierce and sexy, and Reed was delicious with it. With his confident and elegant movements, their dance was almost like having sex with their clothes on. - Author: Sylvia Day
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#3. I could EAT YOUR HEART & asshole you'd never know it. - Author: Joyce Carol Oates
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#4. February is a month of months, and there is one special day: Valentine's Day on the 14th. I know it's still a ways off, but I just can't wait. Janice, if you're watching, will you make me the happiest man in the world and get out of my apartment? - Author: Ed Helms
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#5. If you must choose between two paths, either of which will bring death and defeat, then choose the path wherein you die fighting for honor and justice. - Author: Pan Ku
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#6. I've been avoiding journalists my whole life. - Author: Pattie Boyd
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#7. There is a fatigue so great that the body cries, even in its sleep. There are times of complete frustration; there are daily small deaths. - Author: Martha Graham
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#8. I like cheeseburgers too much to be a model. - Author: Laurie Halse Anderson
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#9. My dad always used to say that with everything in life, there's a game-changing moment. The one moment everything else hinges upon, but you hardly ever know it at the time. - Author: Jenny Han
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#10. For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go hours without seeing myself. I mean, I couldn't even do my daily affirmations. What kind of world is this? I tell you, it's artists like myself that really suffer. - Author: James Franco
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#11. We need to defend absolutely the freedom of speech. - Author: Patrick Chappatte
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#12. Indiana's governor is coming under fire for a new law that some people feel is anti-gay. The governor now says he is not anti-gay. Then immediately afterwards he said, 'April Fools.' It wasn't his best joke. - Author: Conan O'Brien
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#13. I am deeply stoned on the intoxicating effects of [Country Music.] - Author: Cary Ann Hearst
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#14. He will one day meet his true love ... A fellow traveler on the road ... Her eyes will be his ocean ... In her ocean he will sail forever ... - Author: Kem
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#15. We all Be happy on Another Way, but when the Happiness Feeling Arrive we are in the Clouds. - Author: Jan Jansen
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