April Fools Day Joke Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 11 famous quotes and sayings about april fools day joke to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 11 April Fools Day Joke Quotes

#1. The point about football in Britain is that it is not just a sport people take to, like cricket or tennis. It is built into the urban psyche, as much a common experience to our children as are uncles and school. It is not a phenomenon : it is an everyday matter. - Author: Arthur Hopcraft
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#2. We can't afford to lose control of our own borders or to take on new financial burdens at a time when we are not adequately providing for the jobs, the health care and the education of our own people. - Author: William J. Clinton
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#3. I'm like, over love. Crush, smush. I can't. I'm giving up on love at this point. I'm hoping for a crush. Actually, no. I don't want a crush. I want someone to crush on me. - Author: Xosha Roquemore
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#4. ON PROBLEMS
Our choicest plans
have fallen through,
our airiest castles
tumbled over,
because of lines
we neatly drew
and later neatly
stumbled over. - Author: Piet Hein
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#5. Men that make Envy and crooked malice nourishment, Dare bite the best. - Author: William Shakespeare
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#6. Conduct your life in such a way that, when your train breaks down in the eve of your years, you have a warm, dry car driven by a loved one - or a hired one, it matters not - to take you home. - Author: David Mitchell
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#7. I like to think I'm quite brave. I stand up for myself. - Author: Dakota Blue Richards
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#8. For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go hours without seeing myself. I mean, I couldn't even do my daily affirmations. What kind of world is this? I tell you, it's artists like myself that really suffer. - Author: James Franco
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#9. The extra pass and the extra effort on defense always get the job done. - Author: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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#10. If the world ends tomorrow, understand that I regret saying no. - Author: Alex Adams
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#11. I like girls that have a nice smile and nice eyes. I want to date a girl who understands my busy schedule and that I have to be on tour a lot. And she has to make me laugh! - Author: Austin Mahone
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