April Fools Day Joke Quotes

#1. The point about football in Britain is that it is not just a sport people take to, like cricket or tennis. It is built into the urban psyche, as much a common experience to our children as are uncles and school. It is not a phenomenon : it is an everyday matter. - Author: Arthur Hopcraft

#2. We can't afford to lose control of our own borders or to take on new financial burdens at a time when we are not adequately providing for the jobs, the health care and the education of our own people. - Author: William J. Clinton

#3. I'm like, over love. Crush, smush. I can't. I'm giving up on love at this point. I'm hoping for a crush. Actually, no. I don't want a crush. I want someone to crush on me. - Author: Xosha Roquemore

#4. ON PROBLEMS
Our choicest plans
have fallen through,
our airiest castles
tumbled over,
because of lines
we neatly drew
and later neatly
stumbled over. - Author: Piet Hein

#5. Men that make Envy and crooked malice nourishment, Dare bite the best. - Author: William Shakespeare

#6. Conduct your life in such a way that, when your train breaks down in the eve of your years, you have a warm, dry car driven by a loved one - or a hired one, it matters not - to take you home. - Author: David Mitchell

#7. I like to think I'm quite brave. I stand up for myself. - Author: Dakota Blue Richards

#8. For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go hours without seeing myself. I mean, I couldn't even do my daily affirmations. What kind of world is this? I tell you, it's artists like myself that really suffer. - Author: James Franco

#9. The extra pass and the extra effort on defense always get the job done. - Author: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

#10. If the world ends tomorrow, understand that I regret saying no. - Author: Alex Adams

#11. I like girls that have a nice smile and nice eyes. I want to date a girl who understands my busy schedule and that I have to be on tour a lot. And she has to make me laugh! - Author: Austin Mahone