Apprentice Stuart Baggs Quotes

#1. Mitt Romney is predicting that as president, he will create 12 million jobs in his first term. Well, President Obama says a Romney presidency would result in lost jobs. Yeah, his and Biden's.

Jay Leno

#2. Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times.

Randy Glasbergen

#3. Investment banks started recruiting at Harvard back in the day, and they'd fly me down to New York City and I was so poor so I would take advantage of the free flight, the per diem, the hotel. And then I would go audition for stuff.

Dean Norris

#4. The Tao is like a well; used but never used up.

Laozi

#5. But no, it's not the Ori I knew. It's an Ori I never knew. The Ori I made her into.

Nova Ren Suma

#6. The justice system is now just a system.

Bob Enyart

#7. Longing is the core of mystery. Longing itself brings the cure. The only rule is, suffer the pain. Your desires must be disciplined And what you want to happen in time, sacrificed.

Rumi

#8. Two's company and three's a crowd, but seven can be an uprising. And the seven can become 70 or 700 or 7000 very quickly if the sense of being wronged is felt broadly and truly enough.

Michael Leunig

#9. Gettin at Weezy you comin through me-zy & I won't hesitate to do anyone greasy

Nicki Minaj

#10. It is, of course, not only impossible for readers to know the intention of most, if not all, writers, but an author himself may think he is writing one thing while he is in fact writing something quite different.

Russell M. Goldfarb

#11. There's a difference between not caring about what others think, and not caring about yourself. Your problem is you don't even care about you. And if you don't care about yourself, how the hell is anyone else supposed to?

Lindy Zart

#12. Projective geometry is all geometry.

Arthur Cayley