Antler Quotes

#1. Tramp stamp. A tattoo in the center of a woman's lower back. Also referred to as a "California bumper sticker." The germans refer to this as "arschgeweih," which translates as "ass antler." Bravo!

Jeff Johnson

#2. Direwolf dead in the snow, a broken antler in its throat.

George R R Martin

#3. My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

Rodney Dangerfield

#4. I doubted it. Some people say trying is all that matters, but unfortunately it's only the first step. Sometimes you're got to catch a break and win one, too. You've got to stand up on the bar and do the antler dance. Plus, as I now knew as well as anyone, people really suck at consoling themselves.

James Patterson

#5. They burned the antler throne, Aedion. There is no throne for her." "Then I'll build one myself from the bones of our enemies.

Anonymous

#6. When autumn gusts blew in from the Rideau Lakes, parched brown leaves swirled and scattered around the sides of the neglected building, forming mounds like grave-markers, for ghosts of the past, who lingered on the dust-covered dance floor.

Arlene Stafford-Wilson

#7. Americans bred like rabbits, expecting the reaper to slaughter at least a few before they reached ripeness.

Thomm Quackenbush

#8. We have in my country (Russia) a quotation: It is impossible to make out of apology a fur coat.

Bernard Malamud

#9. I love the expression 'makes your skin crawl,' because when you have that sensation while you're watching something, it really does.

Gregory Nicotero

#10. God is looking for sons to send to the world of business to manage it for him.

Sunday Adelaja

#11. Hey you! Don't be silly! Put a rubber on your willie!

Madonna Ciccone

#12. Happiness is not mere pleasure not the outcome of wealth. It is the result of active work rather than passive enjoyment of pleasure.

Robert Baden-Powell

#13. This is the end to my Saturday night. My cat has watched me whack off to a vision of my best friend. "Don't say a word," I hiss. He looks away, lifting his chin haughtily. But he'll keep my secret. I'll keep his, too, the fucking little voyeur.

Lauren Blakely

#14. Critics are more committed to the rules of art than artists are.

Mason Cooley