Anthony Ludovici Quotes

#1. My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"

Buddy Hackett

#2. Put simply, Clean Eating is avoiding all processed food, relying on fresh fruits, vegetables and whole grains rather than prepackaged or fast food.

Tosca Reno

#3. The envious person grows lean with the fatness of their neighbor.

Socrates

#4. This isn't so much romance as it is opportunity [victor mancini]

Chuck Palahniuk

#5. When people screamed novelty the first time around talking about an ugly video and stuff I was really insulted because, hold on a minute, everyone you see in the video are real life.

Bubba Sparxxx

#6. There is a moment in every photograph's life when it has been exposed but not developed. The light from the enlarger has shone through the negative and made its impression on the paper, but without the magic of developer, the paper will stay white and no one will ever see what that impression is.

A.S. King

#7. Jail is a good experience but it has its drawbacks ... all the disadvantages of married life with none of its compensations ...

Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit

#8. Humans have both the urge to create and destroy.

Hayao Miyazaki

#9. This is one of God's great purposes in marriage: to picture the relationship between Christ and His redeemed people forever!

Timothy J. Keller

#10. If thinking is your fate, revere this fate with divine honour and sacrifice to it the best, the most beloved

Friedrich Nietzsche

#11. Hell, she's even too much of a slut for Jason to fuck.

Nicola Haken

#12. The thing with restaurant talk is you're not supposed to take it to heart.

Elna Baker

#13. The sight of Imran [Khan] tearing fearsomely down the hill and the baying of the crowd made me realise for the first time that adrenalin was sometimes brown

Simon Hughes